# Gotta pit CNN **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 23, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136 "2013-01-23T18:41:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/21 "2013-01-24T00:40:34Z")
You should probably shoot anyone who sits next to you on a Greyhound bus. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/22 "2013-01-24T00:59:55Z")
I’m just glad that Canada is _finally_ entering the 21st century. Or is that the 20th? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/23 "2013-01-24T08:16:45Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You should probably shoot anyone who sits next to you on a Greyhound bus. That goes without saying. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/24 "2013-01-24T11:43:43Z")
Same goes for the person sitting next to you. ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/25 "2013-01-24T12:01:50Z")
I dread the suicide mission when they intentionally crash a zamboni into the Northwest Angle. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/26 "2013-01-24T12:02:01Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I, too, cannot believe that every headline is not absolutely perfect and exactly the way I would like it to be. Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/27 "2013-01-24T13:17:24Z")
There’s [informed speculation](http://www.economist.com/node/14419412) that Canadian terroirists have been looking for a way to infiltrate the US via California. Be vigilant. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/28 "2013-01-24T13:47:11Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Canadian Terrorist Sketch > > A couple seated in a restaurant ordering breakfast. > Waitress list specials for the day, including “Canadian Bacon” > > Two guys walk past and one of them says “You know it’s only ham, eh?” > > Somewhere in the background someone drops a plate. > > End Sketch Ham? I thought it’s a [movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/29 "2013-01-24T14:33:40Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > There’s [informed speculation](http://www.economist.com/node/14419412) that Canadian terroirists have been looking for a way to infiltrate the US via California. Be vigilant. _What’s all this fuss about Canadian terroirism?_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/30 "2013-01-24T14:40:49Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You should probably shoot anyone who sits next to you on a Greyhound bus. > [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > That goes without saying. > [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Same goes for the person sitting next to you. See? Just more reason to get him first! ---
**Author:** ![Pacific420](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Pacific420](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pacific420)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/31 "2013-01-25T17:13:39Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > There’s [informed speculation](http://www.economist.com/node/14419412) that Canadian terroirists have been looking for a way to infiltrate the US via California. Be vigilant. Your intel is out to lunch, infiltration will be via the Columbia River in order to take both Oregon and Washington…mmmm Washington, home of decriminalized weed:eek: ---
**Author:** ![EMCEE\_98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5ac83/32.png) [@EMCEE\_98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EMCEE_98)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/32 "2013-01-25T21:04:23Z")
CNN is becoming just about as bad as Fox news anymore. Hell, pretty much all news sources are fucking worthless, when you think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/33 "2013-01-26T04:56:58Z")
Why do you think hockey is so violent? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2013, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/34 "2013-01-26T05:17:26Z")
I’d just like to add that (I think) Ashliegh Banfield is an insipid cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/35 "2013-01-27T02:00:33Z")
Canadian terrorists, huh? Well, I’m sure their initiative is worthwhile. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/36 "2013-01-27T03:29:33Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > There’s [informed speculation](http://www.economist.com/node/14419412) that Canadian terroirists have been looking for a way to infiltrate the US via California. Be vigilant. Infiltrate the US via California? Keep it on the down low, but if they’re in California, they’ve already successfully infiltrated the US. I’ve heard of terrorists trying to infiltrate the US via _Canada_, which should be somewhat easier for Canadian terrorists. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2013, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136/37 "2013-01-27T03:51:42Z")
PSA for Canadian Terrorists: try the Boundary Waters area of Northern Minnesota. You can canoe over, or in some places walk across unguarded footbridges. There _is_ a sign (nailed to a pine tree): \*\* CANADIAN VISITORS: Please check in at Immigration Office In Town (115 Main St.) \*\* The Immigration Office is a storefront that’s closed if no one’s available to man it, which is most of the time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gotta-pit-cnn/648136.md?page=1)