# Grabbing someone's dick while peeing is a real turn on? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032 "2004-08-16T02:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/181 "2004-08-17T04:50:05Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > As an addendum to the above, I am assuming the public restroom scenario. In a persons own home, there is no obligation to retreat. Reviewing my OP, grabbing the dick has been much talked on, while the part of being in one mother of a pee has been overlooked. I feel absolutely no obligation to retreat while in the restroom. I am peeing in the comode. For the duration of the pee the comode and the area around it is my area. This was a one person bathroom. The signs over them said “one person at a time.” I made the mistake of not securing what is my legal space. You breached the unlocked door. I saw you there, but I was power-draining, with one hand occupied. I was zen on peeing. You then invaded my space. I continued to pee as you grabbed my ass. Anyway, for as long as it takes to finish the pee, and maybe wash my hands, this is MY SPACE. YOU RETREAT, MOTHERFUCKER! ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/182 "2004-08-17T05:21:24Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > So you’re saying that if he had tried to cop a feel in the bathroom, they _would_ have been justified in killing him? In the circumstances quoted , its possible that yeah the guy either winds up in the vegetable patch , or dead. He wins the darwin award , big deal. > [@](#): > > **As a matter of fact, they _are_ comparable as far as the bullshit “gay panic” defense is concerned.** Obviously to you , but to me they were not , que sera sera Declan ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/183 "2004-08-17T05:30:02Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > In the circumstances quoted , its possible that yeah the guy either winds up in the vegetable patch , or dead. He wins the darwin award , big deal. It’s official. Contrary to popular stereotype, not all Canadians are decent people. Some, in fact, appear to be bigoted, violent morons. You, sir, are a contemptible piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/184 "2004-08-17T05:30:10Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > So, if i understand your argument correctly, a measured response, with “limits on physical response,”\*\* is only necessary in case of making a pass on “a normal bar floor.”\*\* Yes , thats correct . Your fair game for anyone , its when they don’t take no for an ansewer that some increased level of response is required , for the most part , when I lived in Toronto , basic body language was enough to direct someone else were. > [@](#): > > Actually, in the case of Matthew Shepard, he didn’t even make a pass at his attackers. They found out he was gay, and lured him into their truck by telling him that _they_ were gay. Sounds like a hate crime to me > [@](#): > > Just a hypothetical for ya. Say, for the sake of argument, that Matthew Shepard had, in fact, grabbed a guy’s weiner in the bathroom. My position would not change really , basically he would have been trying out for the darwin award and possibly won > [@](#): > > The reference to Shepard’s tears is\*\* not simply gratuitous emotional rhetoric\*\*. According to the prosecution in the case, the presence of the tears indicated that Shepard was conscious for some time after the beating occurred. So you won’t really be offended , if I take it as advancing some sort of hate crimes agenda, in a thread thats not about hate crimes. Declan ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/185 "2004-08-17T05:32:31Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > You, sir, are a contemptible piece of shit. And what has this got to do with the thread ? Declan ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/186 "2004-08-17T05:33:02Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > It’s official. Contrary to popular stereotype, not all Canadians are decent people. > > Some, in fact, appear to be bigoted, violent morons. > > You, sir, are a contemptible piece of shit. _Seconded_. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/187 "2004-08-17T05:40:54Z")
**Declan** , do you really believe the shit you’re spewing or are you…you know…just looking for a reaction? ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/188 "2004-08-17T05:51:03Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > And what has this got to do with the thread ? Nothing in particular, except that it was your comments in _this_ thread that led me to form such an opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Declan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@Declan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Declan)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/189 "2004-08-17T05:59:51Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > **Declan** , do you really believe the shit you’re spewing or are you…you know…just looking for a reaction? Dio Maybe its just an age thing , between different generations , I don’t know . With the amount of negative reaction I am getting. Seriously , anyone want to walk into a public bar , or coffee shop , and mention the circumstances quoted , to the nearest group of guys , no matter where they live , I am content to assume that their reaction would be the same as mine. If I wanted to troll, I could have picked easier posts and spewed inflamatory remarks to offend the gay folks on this board.That was never my intent , up to and including declaring that the offenders orientation had no bearing on the thread, so really we agree on the original act being wrong , the difference is the reaction afterwards. So in ansewer to your questin , yes If the person ends up dieing , I expect the cops to declare it death by mis adventure , if the grabbee is charged and I am on the jury I am gonna vote to aquit. If I am the grabbee ,I am just simply not even gonna bring the cops into this, no matter the resulting injuries sustained by the perp. Declan ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/190 "2004-08-17T06:15:16Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > If the person ends up dieing [sic]… Are you aware that this kind of phrasing is exactly the sort of detatched, impersonal speech used by sociopaths? Note the excision of the first person from that sentence? Notice the passive voice rather than the active? (“the person ended up dying,” rather than “I killed him.”) That’s the way that serial killers talk about their victims. Notice the lack of empathy, the lack of guilt and the lack of responsibility? Do you really mean to sound this cold? Because I have to say, it’s kind of creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/191 "2004-08-17T06:24:33Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Are you aware that this kind of phrasing is exactly the sort of detatched, impersonal speech used by sociopaths? Note the excision of the first person from that sentence? Notice the passive voice rather than the active? (“the person ended up dying,” rather than “I killed him.”) That’s the way that serial killers talk about their victims. Notice the lack of empathy, the lack of guilt and the lack of responsibility? > > Do you really mean to sound this cold? Because I have to say, it’s kind of creepy. Dude, your docket is full playing ‘Fulltime Asshole’. Don’t add ‘Pop Psychologist’ to your already full schedule! ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/192 "2004-08-17T06:31:09Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Dude, your docket is full playing ‘Fulltime Asshole’. Don’t add ‘Pop Psychologist’ to your already full schedule! Just because you can only do the Fulltime Asshole and can’t multitask into other fields as well doesn’t mean everyone’s as limited as you. Now be a good genetic throwback and go hunt Daffy Duck again with your dinosaur. I do not agree with Brutus’ comments about the Cynic. But I do think the Cynic can multitask. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/193 "2004-08-17T06:32:04Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > Dude, your docket is full playing ‘Fulltime Asshole’. Don’t add ‘Pop Psychologist’ to your already full schedule! Dude, suck my dick. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/194 "2004-08-17T06:38:43Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Dude, suck my dick. C’mon. You know he’d be as incompetent using his mouth that way as he is with talking. Better to save that for someone who can cover their teeth and do a good job. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/195 "2004-08-17T06:38:53Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Dude, suck my dick. **NO**! Didn’t this thread teach you anything!?!?!!? ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/196 "2004-08-17T06:41:38Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > …Now be a good genetic throwback and go hunt Daffy Duck again with your dinosaur… Dude, I gotta ask: Huh? I am trying to figure out the innuendo here. Does ‘my dinosaur’ represent ‘El Schwantzo Grande’? And if it does, why would Daffy…hrm, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/197 "2004-08-17T07:56:46Z")
Damn y’all kinda dissappointed me with all the bs about knocking somebody out for helping you take a leak. I kinda enjoy having a woman hold my dick for me. Is it a turn on? Hell yeah, I wish I could somebody to hold it for me everytime I need to piss. What the hell are y’all bitching about? If somebody grabs my dick that I don’t want grabbing my dick They’re probably gonna get a slap upside the head. If they try to come back (maybe they like a little pain cause they’d definitely be in the right place) then I could really hit 'em one good punch. Would that be okay? A good right cross to the chin. It wouldn’t take a urinal. BTW **Diogenes** aren’t you from Louisiana too? IIRC somebody was making a big deal out of the fact that this went on down there. MoF that’s not one little bit surprising is it? Twenty years ago…in Louisiana, lucky there wasn’t a killing. It wouldn’t have been a big deal there, not then anyway. So what are y’all saying? You DON’T like somebody to hold it for you when you piss? Or that you just would like to know the person first… 😃 Plus, what do y’all do in the bathroom sit around all night with it hanging out and your eyes closed. Man I tell ya, when I’m in the pisser I’m not standing there with no clue about what’s going on around me. That’s the worst place in the world to get your ass mugged. Wake up. Don’t pull that shit around here. I know guys who take a piss with a pistol in one hand and jr. in the other. First time two guys slip in and beat your ass down while urinating then steal your wallet you’ll know why. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/198 "2004-08-17T08:10:38Z")
I just met my first real cowboy! ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/199 "2004-08-17T08:27:21Z")
oh yeah? ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/200 "2004-08-17T12:33:51Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > . . . when liberating ones’ panzerfaust from the clutches of some moustachio-twisting perv. Like snowflakes, every particular situation is different. I just wanted to see “moustachio-twisting perv” appear again onscreen. > [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Are you aware that this kind of phrasing is exactly the sort of detatched, impersonal speech used by sociopaths? Note the excision of the first person from that sentence? Notice the passive voice rather than the active? (“the person ended up dying,” rather than “I killed him.”) That’s the way that serial killers talk about their victims. Notice the lack of empathy, the lack of guilt and the lack of responsibility? > > Do you really mean to sound this cold? Because I have to say, it’s kind of creepy. Dio, you know I love you, but aren’t we being a _tad_ melodramatic here? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032.md?page=11)