# Grabbing someone's dick while peeing is a real turn on? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032 "2004-08-16T02:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/61 "2004-08-16T06:28:57Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > And thats the sad part about this whole affair, that people actually expect you to have a measured level of response , in such situations. Call me crazy, but i don’t believe that a guy trying to fondle my wang deserves to be beaten to death. I should say, as i’ve barely had occasion to refer to the OP directly, that **Road Rash** performed admirably in this situation. He had every right to be pissed off about the unwelcome and completely inappropriate advance, and he also had every right to do anything necessary to ensure that it went no further. And that’s exactly what he did. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/62 "2004-08-16T06:32:06Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > Were the two situations comparable ? > Was this the guy that was dragged behind a pick up truck ? No, that was [James Byrd](http://www.texasnaacp.org/jasper.htm). > [@Declan](#): > > Was the guy who grabbed the sausage gay ? or was it a frat boy prank. Why would that matter? I thought you were saying that grabbing another guy’s sausage is wrong, period. What’s the difference if the offender is gay or straight? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/63 "2004-08-16T06:38:56Z")
In response to the OP, I would hope you immediately had the perv kicked out of the bar and hopefully permanently banned. I would have done _that much_ at the very least. 2¢ ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/64 "2004-08-16T06:40:15Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > MEH, that’s the law, has nothing to do with justice Wow…just…wow. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/65 "2004-08-16T06:46:51Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Hey, **Shagnasty** So how was I supposed to know the rest of it, asshole? You owe me an apology, bitch. [QUOTE] Hey Baby 😉 , I am not your bitch but you can be mine. What do you say that we meet up in the bathroom a little later and I can give you a handjob against the cold porcelain urinal? I here that the contrast of temperature, smells, and textures will really blow your mind. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/66 "2004-08-16T06:47:12Z")
> [@Declan](#): > > Were the two situations comparable ? Yes (at least in the OP’s case). > [@](#): > > Was this the guy that was dragged behind a pick up truck ? No, that was someone else. Matthew Sheppard was the kid in Washington who was beaten to death and crucified on a barbed wire fence for hitting on the wrong couple of assholes in a bar. > [@](#): > > Was the guy who grabbed the sausage ,gay ? or was it a frat boy prank. How should I know? How is it relevant? > [@](#): > > Your either making assumptions What have I assumed? > [@](#): > > or turning up the rhetorical level to sacred cow levels on dealing with a subject. I don’t think so. I brought up Matthew Sheppard specifically because the murderers tried (and failed) to use the “gay panic” defense. A theory which you seem to be a champion of. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/67 "2004-08-16T06:48:30Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Hey, **Shagnasty** , you fucking shitbag, read your first post again, moron. You left out quite a few details, didn’t you? > > You said what happened to your daddy was the same as what happened to the OP. At face value, that would make your old man a raving psychopath. > > So how was I supposed to know the rest of it, asshole? > > You owe me an apology, bitch. Perhaps you could have given him the benefit of the doubt, or asked for further details, before calling his dad a “violent hyper-reactive asshole”. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/68 "2004-08-16T06:49:54Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > No, that was someone else. Matthew Sheppard was the kid in Washington who was beaten to death and crucified on a barbed wire fence for hitting on the wrong couple of assholes in a bar. [nitpick] Wyoming [/nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/69 "2004-08-16T06:50:32Z")
[QUOTE=Shagnasty] [QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] Hey, **Shagnasty** So how was I supposed to know the rest of it, asshole? You owe me an apology, bitch. > [@](#): > > Hey Baby 😉 , I am not your bitch but you can be mine. What do you say that we meet up in the bathroom a little later and I can give you a handjob against the cold porcelain urinal? I here that the contrast of temperature, smells, and textures will really blow your mind. As long as you’ve got the five bucks, I’m there. 😉 (And, dude, seriously, you did not explain the whole story about your dad the first time. I would not have jumped your shit about it if you had given those details from the beginning) ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/70 "2004-08-16T06:53:17Z")
> [@leander](#): > > Perhaps you could have given him the benefit of the doubt, or asked for further details, before calling his dad a “violent hyper-reactive asshole”. Why? The burden in not on the reader to try and read the mind of the poster. Maybe **DtC** figured that there _were_ no further details. After all, if there were, then why wouldn’t such details have been included in the original story? As a general rule, i think that people on a message board like this have to take other people’s posts at face value, rather than trying to second-guess what they may or may not mean if more evidence were provided. The moral of that little story is, if you don’t want people to misinterpret your actions, then make sure that you give all the relevant details in the first place. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/71 "2004-08-16T06:55:06Z")
> [@leander](#): > > Perhaps you could have given him the benefit of the doubt, or asked for further details, before calling his dad a “violent hyper-reactive asshole”. Since he had already said that what happened to his dad was “pretty much the exact same thing” that had happened to the OP, I assumed it _was_ pretty much the same thing. I didn’t know there _were_ other details and the whole story cannot (IMO) reasonably be said to be “the exact same thing” as what happened to the OP. I think it’s the difference between getting panhandled and getting mugged. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/72 "2004-08-16T06:59:50Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Why? The burden in not on the reader to try and read the mind of the poster. Maybe **DtC** figured that there _were_ no further details. After all, if there were, then why wouldn’t such details have been included in the original story? > > As a general rule, i think that people on a message board like this have to take other people’s posts at face value, rather than trying to second-guess what they may or may not mean if more evidence were provided. > > The moral of that little story is, if you don’t want people to misinterpret your actions, then make sure that you give all the relevant details in the first place. Perhaps. But it also seems that people on message boards are quick to tear each other a new one, esp. here in the Pit. Jumping on the homophobia attack also seems to happen a bit too frequently, and IMHO diminishes the serious issues of homophobia in society. A better response might be, “Jesus, your dad beat a man unconscious just for attempting to grab his willie? That sounds unbelievably excessive. Care to elaborate?” ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/73 "2004-08-16T07:04:07Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > [nitpick] > > Wyoming > > [/nitpick] Thank you, yes, Wyoming. I knew it was a northwestern state that started with a W. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/74 "2004-08-16T07:04:29Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > If I had time to play Secret Service to my little ‘VIP’, then a down-and-out beating may not be in order. But if said VIP has been grabbed, all bets are off. Which would make you an over-reacting homophobic asshole, in both instances. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/75 "2004-08-16T07:06:14Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > Which would make you an over-reacting homophobic asshole, in both instances. That’s a load of bigoted racist garbage, and you know it. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/76 "2004-08-16T07:07:19Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > I didn’t know there _were_ other details and the whole story cannot (IMO) reasonably be said to be “the exact same thing” as what happened to the OP. Absolutely. It was a blunder on his part; a poor way of bringing up his story. Still, it seems the shit-slinging and name-calling could probably have been averted. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/77 "2004-08-16T07:08:03Z")
> [@Brutus](#): > > That’s a load of bigoted racist garbage, and you know it. Racist? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/78 "2004-08-16T07:10:08Z")
And to think that this whole stupid thread could have been avoided if people would just keep their hands to themselves instead of just deciding that it’s OK to grab some stranger’s pappy. If it happened to me I’d be a fighting mofo, and it has nothing to do with homosexuality and everything to do with assault. “Gay panic” my butt. I don’t care if it’s a woman. Someone grabs my package in public just because they feel like it and it’s go time. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/79 "2004-08-16T07:11:11Z")
> [@leander](#): > > Perhaps. But it also seems that people on message boards are quick to tear each other a new one, esp. here in the Pit. Jumping on the homophobia attack also seems to happen a bit too frequently, and IMHO diminishes the serious issues of homophobia in society. Well, in my opinion, beating a guy unconscious for just putting his hand on (or, in this case, near) your willy seems to me to be part of the “serious issues of homophobia in society.” YMMV. > [@leander](#): > > A better response might be, “Jesus, your dad beat a man unconscious just for attempting to grab his willie? That sounds unbelievably excessive. Care to elaborate?” Perhaps. But, as **DtC** said, and as i’ve pointed out in more than one post, **Shagnasty** said very specifically that what happened to his dad was “almost exactly” as the OP described. Why ask for further elaboration, when **Shagnasty** had already given (what appeared to be) a rather precise guide to what happened? ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2004, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032/80 "2004-08-16T07:14:19Z")
> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > Racist? 😕 I’m just playing ‘throw out massively overused and incorrectly used PC attack words’ with **Otto**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grabbing-someones-dick-while-peeing-is-a-real-turn-on/260032.md?page=5)