# Graden Gnomes you never thought existed

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graden-gnomes-you-never-thought-existed/275803>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 20, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graden-gnomes-you-never-thought-existed/275803 "2004-11-20T05:38:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graden-gnomes-you-never-thought-existed/275803/1 "2004-11-20T05:38:46Z")

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So, is it funnier that someone stole [them](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20041119/od_nm/odd_germany_peepshow_dc) or that they exist in the first place?

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**Author:** ![stately\_plump\_buck\_mulligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@stately\_plump\_buck\_mulligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stately_plump_buck_mulligan)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graden-gnomes-you-never-thought-existed/275803/2 "2004-11-20T05:42:49Z")

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> “The gnomes display naked body parts – the same ones you’d expect to see in a human peep show,”

This is just too completely precious. I think I may be in love with it.

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graden-gnomes-you-never-thought-existed/275803/3 "2004-11-20T06:13:15Z")

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It’s so much wierder that they exist. If I saw something like that, I hace to get them, somehow. Theft would not be totally ruled out. But it’s funny to imagine that someone is actually getting off to them. 😃

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graden-gnomes-you-never-thought-existed/275803/4 "2004-11-20T07:01:47Z")

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In opposition to the really amorous among them, howzabout some with a [sadistic](http://www.bifrost.com.au/hosting/gnomes/) bent?

Scroll down for better and more interesting ways to either kill or torture the little buggers.  
🆒 \<---- needs an ax or something to his head, doesn’t he?