# Graffiti **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433 "2002-04-24T21:13:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/1 "2002-04-24T21:13:56Z")
My husband and I have season tickets to the Sharks. At game one of the playoffs, I headed into the bathroom (usually graffiti-free) and saw written in one of the stalls: “Sharks will still loose!” It struck me as hilarious, so I was wondering if anybody else has seen any good graffiti out there. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/2 "2002-04-24T21:37:43Z")
One time in a jail bathroom in Oroville, CA (don’t ask), “Bradley Thomas is a SNITH!” Snith? SNITH? ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/3 "2002-04-24T22:17:45Z")
My best friend once has someone write “BICTH” across her locker. Everyone knew who it was who did it - not exactly a good thing for her, since people thought her twice as dumb for not being able to spell it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Saltire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saltire/32/553_2.png) [@Saltire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saltire)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/4 "2002-04-24T22:25:27Z")
I know this one’s been quoted a lot, but I loved it when I first saw it above the urinal in the men’s room. In the University of Washington Physics building (the old one, that’s now named after Mary Gates). _ **Energy is all that matters, and vice versa.** _ 'Fraid I don’t know any that were mispelled and still funny. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/5 "2002-04-25T02:57:54Z")
the names are the same, but the dicks have been changed to protect the innocent! absolutely nonsensical, but it slays me. ---
**Author:** ![sleestak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@sleestak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleestak)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/6 "2002-04-25T04:17:59Z")
“Save Russian Jews, Collect Valuable Prizes!” The first time I saw that I almost pee’d…well I did pee. I ran across the same quote in a King story today and almost pee’d my pants. Another one that killed me was: ‘Kilroy was here.’ Under that it said ‘And he took it in the a\*\*.’ Why did I, and still do, think that is funny? I have no idea. One minor complaint, aiming is hard when you are laughing. Slee ---
**Author:** ![caveman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/caveman/32/7242_2.png) [@caveman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caveman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/7 "2002-04-25T16:23:49Z")
I once saw a poll on the wall in a stall at UT, asking the reason for your visit: #1, #2, Just a Wipe, Barf, Diarreha, Monkey Spank, Re-Tuck, etc. I still laugh when I think of it (especially since so many had responded…) ---
**Author:** ![funions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/34f0e0/32.png) [@funions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funions)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/8 "2002-04-25T16:35:36Z")
I once saw written on the back of an extremely dirty truck… “Test lot #41, DO NOT WASH”. I thought that was one of the most creative uses of dirt I’d seen, and still do. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/9 "2002-04-25T17:04:23Z")
From a bar last night: “Guys: I’ll be right back. - Godot” ---
**Author:** ![WavyDavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3da27b/32.png) [@WavyDavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WavyDavy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/10 "2002-04-25T18:59:41Z")
Saw one once long ago in Asheville, N.C… “Urban Spelunking” I thought it contained some important irony at the time. ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/11 "2002-04-25T19:12:46Z")
Above a urinal, forgot where I saw it: “Why you lookin up here for jokes? The joke is in your hand” ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/12 "2002-04-26T00:50:46Z")
> [@](#): > > “Save Russian Jews, Collect Valuable Prizes!” What the hell does this mean? 😕 The best one I ever saw, in a bathroom stall-right in the middle of I _heart_ Matt and JC+KR=TL: > [@](#): > > Give your guy a little class > Don’t write his name where you wipe your ass ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/graffiti/105433/13 "2002-04-26T10:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by funions \* > \*\*I once saw written on the back of an extremely dirty truck… > > “Test lot #41, DO NOT WASH”. > > I thought that was one of the most creative uses of dirt I’d seen, and still do. \*\* I’ve seen a very dirty car in Lisbon with “lavar-me filho de puta” (wash me, you son of a whore) written in the dust.