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Nowhere NEAR obscure enough, damn you…
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RATLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF!!!
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It should be noted, btw, that I once wrote a ST:TNG fanfic involving Admiralissima Marissa Amber Flores Picard as the Wicked Ensign of the West. With Mr. Ratliff’s express permission. So NYAH!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 
Fish, you’re now officially “cool” with us.
NO! No! Not am cool!
God, the bad memories. At least it’s not David Gonterman.
Also, there are two characters who would beat it. The other is R2.
Never underestimate that little droid.