# Grand cluelessness (or deep conspiracy)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grand-cluelessness-or-deep-conspiracy/670235>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grand-cluelessness-or-deep-conspiracy/670235 "2013-10-03T00:48:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grand-cluelessness-or-deep-conspiracy/670235/1 "2013-10-03T00:48:52Z")

</div>

So I am listening to a local rock station in the early evening, something I rarely if ever do, but y’know, I had to drive somewhere.

The DJ will not stop going on about a card that Chipotle apparently gave Steven Tyler that entitles him to free food for a year. On and on about why they would do this, giving it to a rich guy, but hey, watch out, you might find yourself behind Steven Tyler in line at Chipotle.

The guy really couldn’t seem to figure out the _ **why** _ of this… **even after giving Chipotle a minute and a half of free advertising time of the kind they couldn’t buy at any price.**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2013, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grand-cluelessness-or-deep-conspiracy/670235/2 "2013-10-03T01:10:51Z")

</div>

The conspiracy goes even higher. I hear that Barrack Obama has a lifetime card that gets him a [free soda](http://www.forbesrobertsondesign.com/images/c-pres-sizzler.jpg) every time he visits Sizzler. Can The New World Order be far behind?