Just remember, 24 goes into 84 a lot easier that 84 goes into 24. Just sayin’
::d&r::
The joke may be on Hef. Maybe she’ll die before he does.
To slightly rephrase an old joke.
After announcing his engagement, Hefner was having lunch with one of his friends who expressed concern over the upcoming nuptials.
"With all that Viagra you take and the huge age difference, you do realize this could result in someone’s death very quickly, don’t you?
Hefner :“If it does, I’ll have to get another wife”.
Goot point. She’s going to walk away with some kind of juicy settlement; especially if she ends up a widow instead of a divorcee.
Playboy also hires alot of gay men for the same reasons.
They say the older you are, the less a big age difference means.
I dunno, though; when she is his current age, he’ll be 144.
Awkward.
mmm
Yeah, will he be strong enough to push her wheelchair?
Group sex is never mechanical and joyless!
This gives a new meaning to “waiting by the mailbox for a check”. Hope she asked for a lump-sum payout.
That’s a horrible thing to say!
Hef would NEVER marry for money!
Best wishes,
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I don’t think Hef cares WHO throws up in **Shirley Ujest’**s mouth, even Cindy!
Hey, guys, am I on a roll, or what??
Best wishes,
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I’d get tired of blondes after a few centuries. Change it up some, man.
Take a close look. It’s not like the collar and cuffs match. 
Why would Hefner even care whether she’s in it for the money? What can she do, even if there isn’t a prenuptial agreement? Do you think that Hefner is thinking to himself, “What if she spends money lavishly? What if she spends all my money over the next twenty years and then divorces me?”? Hefner has four children, and there’s almost certainly already an arrangment so that they will inherit most of his money. In fact, they probably already have trust funds set up to enable them to live comfortably. If his soon-to-be wife spends money like crazy, she will in all probability only be hurting herself, since she will be spending the money that she would keep after he dies. If, in some bizarre fashion, she could spend every cent he owns and then divorce him, she would be the one in trouble. A divorce court judge would look at the situation and say to her, “You were the one who wasted all the money, since Mr. Hefner was in good financial shape before you married him. Since you have now spent the money that he was going to live on, you now must pay him alimony.”
Hmm, Dr. Phil’s **other **son is married to a Playboy model (who’s a triplet). Interesante.