# Grandson of the Song Game Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 17, 2002, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373 "2002-07-17T07:16:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 13

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**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/241 "2002-07-19T23:28:23Z")

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**team two**

Mommy’s alright, **Daddy’s** alright,  
they just seem a little weird.  
Surrender, surrender,  
but don’t give yourself away, ay, ay, ay.

Suurender - Cheap Trick

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/242 "2002-07-20T00:27:55Z")

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Team 1:

_If her daddy’s rich take her out for a meal,  
But if her daddy’s poor you just do what you feel_

Mungojerry - In the Summer Time

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**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/243 "2002-07-20T01:00:27Z")

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**team two**

And **daddy** doesn’t understand it  
He always said she was as good as gold  
And he can see no reason  
Cos there are no reasons  
What reason do you need to be shown?

I Don’t like Mondays - Boomtown Rats

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**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/244 "2002-07-20T01:09:55Z")

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Team 1:

_So my daddy he spanked my butt  
He turned me into his super spanky slut_

Lords of Acid - Our Little Secret

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/245 "2002-07-20T01:35:25Z")

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B]Team 2\*\*

Girl, you think you’ve had lovin  
You think you’ve had fun  
Well you ain’t seen nothin  
Til I came along  
I’m a **daddy** , I’m a **daddy** , I’m a **daddy** ,  
Yeah I’m a **daddy** , I’m a **daddy** rolling stone

Daddy Rolling Stone—The Who

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**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/246 "2002-07-20T01:35:49Z")

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**team two**

What did her **daddy** do?  
What did he put you through?  
They said when Janie was arrested  
They found him underneath a train

Janie Got a Gun - Aerosmith

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**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/247 "2002-07-20T01:37:01Z")

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ooops - sorry Crepitus!

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/248 "2002-07-20T01:56:44Z")

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**Team One**

Love Without End, Amen - George Strait

_Let me tell you a secret about a father’s love  
A secret that my **daddy** said was just between us_

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**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/249 "2002-07-20T02:13:47Z")

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**team two**

Did you walk cool in the fifties **daddy**?  
Did you dress like James Dean?  
Did you wear dungarees?  
Did you dance to the Rumba?

primitive cool - Mick Jagger

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**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/250 "2002-07-20T02:26:36Z")

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**Team 2**

> [@](#):
>
> _New Model Army_ - **Family**  
> M6 southbound roadside cafe on a wild wet and windy night  
> There’s a kid in a sleeping bag huddled in a corner, trying to beg a light  
> He’s got mum and **dad** tattooed on his arm  
> From when he thought that that would make it alright  
> He’s got hope and fear on his young boy’s face  
> Another innocent taking flight, saying
> 
> Ch: Give me some place that I can go  
> Where I don’t have to justify myself  
> Swimming out alone against this tide  
> Looking for family looking for tribe

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**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/251 "2002-07-20T02:29:42Z")

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_drops a couple of hamster treats into his next post, in hopes that it will arrive sooner than 10 minutes later_

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/252 "2002-07-20T02:37:59Z")

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**Team One**

Song of the South, Alabama

_Mama got sick and **Daddy** got down  
The County got the farm and we moved to town_

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/253 "2002-07-20T02:47:04Z")

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**Team 2**

_They said: “There’s too much caffeine in your bloodstream  
And a lack of real spice in your life”  
I said: “Leave me alone because I’m alright, **dad**  
Surprised to still be on my own”_

A Rush and a Push and the Land is ours—the Smiths

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/254 "2002-07-20T02:53:39Z")

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**Team One**

Dance Lillt Jean, John Denver

_And they said dance little Jean, this day is for you.  
Two people that you love stood up to say I do.  
Dance little Jean, a prayer that you had was answered today, your mom is marrying your **dad**._

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/255 "2002-07-20T02:55:14Z")

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:smack: That title should be “Dance _Little_ Jean”. My fingers went insane. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/256 "2002-07-20T03:19:39Z")

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Well, one _good_ tune from the The Rocky Mountain Rapscallion deserves another—

**Team 2**

_“ **Daddy** , what’s a twain? Is it something I can wide?  
Does it cawwy wots of gwown-up folks and wittle kids inside?  
Is it biggu than our house?” “Well how can I explain  
When my little boy and girl ask me ‘ **Daddy** , what’s a train?’_

Daddy, What’s a Train—Johnny Denver

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/257 "2002-07-20T03:25:04Z")

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**Team One**

How Far Is Heaven, Kitty Wells

\*How far is Heaven? When can I go?  
To see my \*_daddy[/n], he’s there I know.  
How far is Heaven? Let’s go tonight  
I want my **daddy** to hold me tight_

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**Author:** ![Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@Crepitus\_Fremitus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crepitus_Fremitus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/258 "2002-07-20T04:18:39Z")

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**Team 2**

_In the park I saw a **daddy**  
with a laughing little girl he was swingin’  
Then I stopped beside a Sunday school  
And listened to the songs they were singin’  
Then I headed down the street  
And somewhere far away a lonely bell was ringin’  
And it echod through the canyons  
Like the disappearing dreams of yesterday_

Sunday morning coming down—Johnny Cash

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/259 "2002-07-20T04:31:59Z")

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**Team One**

Thank God For Kids, The Oak Ridge Boys

_ **Daddy** , how does this thing fly?  
And a hundred other wheres and whys  
You really don’t know but you try  
Thank God for kids_

I should just pre-Smackie all my posts for coding errors and typos.

:smack: :smack: :smack:  
_Three Smackies, No Waiting!_

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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/119373/260 "2002-07-20T04:39:21Z")

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**Team 2**

\*Philadelphia freedom brought me knee high to a man  
With a peace of mind my **daddy** never had

Philadelphia Freedom\* - Elton John

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