*I looked out across
The river today
I saw a city in the fog and an old church tower
Where the seagulls play
I saw the sad shire horses walking home
In the sodium light
I saw two priests on the ferry
October geese on a cold winter’s night
Hey, thanks Shibb0leth. Actually, I don’t specialize in any shrubbery at all…Roger the Shrubber has a five second shot in Monty Python and the Holy Grail and everybody calls me Roger the Shrubber at work since we’re into the whole awful British humor scene. (Well, not everybody calls me that. Some people call me Rodge. But a good 74.3% of them). nods assuredly
Team Two:
If I were a swan I’d be gone
If I were a train I’d be late
And if I were a good man
I’d talk with you more often than I do*
Well, a shrubbery would be nice, just over there. And p’raps another one just over there, but slightly higher, so as to give a two level affect with a little path running down in between.
Team 1
Now I wasn’t, uh, knee-crawlin’, slip-slidin’, reggy-youngin’, commode-
huggin’ drunk, I was God’s own drunk, and a fearless man; And that’s when
I first saw the bear.
*
Walk Like A Panther - Jarvis Cocker, The All Seeing I
You’ve got to fly like an eagle
Prowl like a lion in Africa
Leap like a salmon
Pulled from the sea
To keep up with me
You’ve got to walk like a panther tonight