# Grape vs. Strawberry Jelly

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 26, 2001, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206 "2001-11-26T01:04:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/21 "2001-11-26T08:32:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ShibbOleth \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by Tedster \*  
> > \*\*Blackberry jam is much superior to either grape or strawberry, of course.
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> > Don’t get me started on creamy peanut butter, which is an abomination. \*\*
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> **Tedster** and **jinwicked** are apparently people of refinement and distinction. As long as the jam is seedless. \*\*

::nodnodnod::

Summertime means jam time. Lots of blackberry, strawberry, and raspberry-rhubarb jam comes out of my kitchen. Good stuff, man.

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/22 "2001-11-26T11:09:24Z")

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_SLURRRRRRRRRP_

_licks peanut butter off one paw and orange marmalade off the other_

Uh… I just eat both right out of the jar.

_licks keyboard in an attempt to unstick the keyssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssoops_

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/23 "2001-11-26T11:14:56Z")

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I’m not picky. Since I rarely have peanut butter or some kind of preserve in my kitchen, whatever I can find is ok by me.

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/24 "2001-11-27T02:00:39Z")

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Raspberry first and then strawberry. I would put blackberry first, but I can never _find_ blackberry when I’m shopping for jam/preserves, so it gets left off for inconvenience.

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**Author:** ![Lectricity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9d8465/32.png) [@Lectricity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lectricity)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/25 "2001-11-27T02:11:09Z")

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I know this has no place here but I must…  
It’s Peanut butter and honey for me.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/26 "2001-11-27T03:37:26Z")

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Grape and Strawberry are both good; I use which ever is easier to find in the fridge. Has to be regular peanut butter though, not crunchy.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/27 "2001-11-27T03:50:08Z")

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I like strawberry, raspbery, and blackberry.

Anything grape is bad. Especially jelly, jam, etc.

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**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/28 "2001-11-27T05:24:20Z")

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A PBJ must have grape jelly. Grape jelly is also a must on a McD’s Sausage McMuffin with Egg.

Keebler Townhouse crackers spread with cream cheese and strawberry jelly is a heavenly treat.

Crunchy peanut butter is just disgusting.

Sheri

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/grape-vs-strawberry-jelly/95206/29 "2001-11-27T13:03:31Z")

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People, people… FIRST make sure you have the right bread. For PB&J, you cannot use real, grown-up style bread; you MUST have fresh, soft, squishy, thin crust white bread.

Less critical, but still very important, you need SMOOTH peanut butter. OPer **SirSyko** is in the right camp here. Preferably one with a high sugar content and without too much air whipped in.

The choice of jelly or preserves is actually the LEAST important decision. But, FWIW, my picks would be 1) strawberry, 2) grape, and 3) Hi, Apple!

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