Grasshopper in my arugula

[Darren_Garrison]

Rat bone.

I've got a bone to pick with Cheerios.

So I had a box of Cheerios and scooped out a handful and found something weird, possibly a twig with a bud on the end. Experimenting, I snapped the “twig” in two, then took a closer look at it. Nope, not a twig, but a glazed and cooked shard of bone. So, General Mills, be thankful that it wasn’t swallowed by someone and I’m too lazy to bother trying for a lawsuit–you dodged a bullet.