Trunk:
Right.
And the four that I’ve seen are the entire scope of my experience. Ok. . .keep trotting out more and more obscure musicals to show my limited experience. No, I haven’t seen Urinetown, or Avenue Q. You got me.
I haven’t seen on Broadway, but am quite familiar with (who isn’t). . .
The Producers
Miss Saigon
Rent
Spamalot
Les Mis
Phantom of the Opera
Not to mention the others. . .Guys & Dolls, Annie, Damn Yankees, Grease, JC Superstar, etc.
I’ve either seen movies, travelling shows, or PBS presentations of all of them in part of in full. These are made-for-the-masses junk. They are P*irates of the Carribbean *and Britney Spears. They are not Eugene O’Neill and Tennesse Williams, just because they’re done on a stage.
Just because you’ve seen Les Mis, doesn’t mean you’re familiar with Victor Hugo.
But go ahead and fool yourselves into thinking Mr. Cellophane is art. Yep, you have culture all right. . .you go to Broadway musicals. Reality TV is for the rubes and bumpkins who are beneath the theater. No crossover at all.
So you don’t like Broadway musicals. No one said you had to. But just because *you *don’t like them doesn’t mean that all of them are crap. That’s all I’m saying.