# Great, another fucking troll

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 11, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465 "2016-12-11T20:37:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/1 "2016-12-11T20:37:21Z")

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[Meet](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813501) [Pleks](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=813334&page=2), another drooling moron from the internet cesspool.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/2 "2016-12-11T21:26:05Z")

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Maybe they just can’t get any attention at the sort of boards you would expect them to thrive. I mean, if what you say is almost exactly the same thing as the guy before you and the one after.

(I wonder, do other message boards typically have “likes” or something akin? I wouldn’t know, being entirely monogamous, board wise. Except for a brief and sordid fling with a long-necked ungulate.)

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/3 "2016-12-11T21:30:12Z")

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> [@Washington Post: Russian propaganda effort helped spread ‘fake news’ during election, experts say](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/washington-post-russian-propaganda-effort-helped-spread-fake-news-during-election-experts-say/772945/201):
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> Wow, dude, that’s a long post, and it’s time for me to poop and catch some zzzzs, so 'll respond only to what I think is your most pressing question.  
> Where do I get the news? It’s simple, really, you just take a look at what’s being reported, and you make proper conclusions.
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> For example, a few years ago, there was a story about some black whore accusing a group of white university students of rape. You had your Al Sharptons, your Jesse Jacksons, your Democrat district attorney, your liberal professors and media, all calling for blood of the students in question.  
> At that point, it was pretty much obvious to any thinking person that the students were completely, 100% innocent and the real news was that the students were falsely accused by the whore in question. And so it turned out to be…

What a cunt.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/4 "2016-12-11T22:04:11Z")

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Awww, someone isn’t getting enough attention at 4Chan and thinks he can shock us. D’awwww.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/5 "2016-12-11T23:02:42Z")

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Good news is that pleks is too stupid to last very long.

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**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/6 "2016-12-11T23:08:22Z")

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Yeah, I was arguing with him a bit before I figured out that he isn’t serious, and stopped.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/7 "2016-12-11T23:29:21Z")

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Thanks; now I know another guy not to pay attention to.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/8 "2016-12-11T23:41:36Z")

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Add **Calico Jack** to the list. [Pseudo-intellectual crap](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19844884&postcount=1). Begin with a typical straw-man fallacy, wrap it up in a smug exterior, and half-bake to perfection.

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**Author:** ![HeXen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@HeXen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeXen)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/9 "2016-12-11T23:42:11Z")

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Someone’s awful butthurt to make a call out thread. Why do you care about his opinion so much anyway and try to hide that you care behind this veil of calling him childish names?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2016, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/10 "2016-12-11T23:55:37Z")

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You think he’s a repressed trollosexual? Black capsule. Only thing to do.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/11 "2016-12-12T00:03:46Z")

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Too special for the [Omnibus Trolls R Us thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=793796)? He/she/it will probably be gone in a week.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/12 "2016-12-12T02:53:19Z")

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> [@HeXen](#):
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> Someone’s awful butthurt to make a call out thread. Why do you care about his opinion so much anyway and try to hide that you care behind this veil of calling him childish names?

Wow, your keen insight into my character is just so penetrating and wise that I now see the error of my ways. Perhaps you could just go fuck a cactus.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/13 "2016-12-12T02:55:09Z")

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> [@HeXen](#):
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> Someone’s awful butthurt to make a call out thread. Why do you care about his opinion so much anyway and try to hide that you care behind this veil of calling him childish names?

Because it’s the Pit and it’s the place to do it? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/14 "2016-12-12T03:13:47Z")

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He bumped an 18 month old zombie about Emma Sulkowicz to make this “contribution.”

> [@Columbia Student and her mattress protest/art exhibit.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/columbia-student-and-her-mattress-protest-art-exhibit/720442/62):
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> Just came across the porno video Emma starred in. Jesus, she’s gotten fat. Would not bang.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/15 "2016-12-12T05:57:31Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Wow, your keen insight into my character is just so penetrating and wise that I now see the error of my ways. Perhaps you could just go fuck a cactus.

My good man, you’re feeding another worthless troll by responding.

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**Author:** ![CatandMouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@CatandMouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CatandMouse)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/16 "2016-12-12T06:06:56Z")

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> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> What a cunt.

Maybe the Stormfront server crashed again. lol

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/17 "2016-12-12T13:09:56Z")

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> [@HeXen](#):
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> Someone’s awful butthurt to make a call out thread. Why do you care about his opinion so much anyway and try to hide that you care behind this veil of calling him childish names?

Since when is “cunt” childish?

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/18 "2016-12-12T13:29:04Z")

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Why not ban the fucker right now? We know damn well it’s going to happen, let’s just save ourselves the aggravation.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/19 "2016-12-12T14:47:08Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Why not ban the fucker right now? We know damn well it’s going to happen, let’s just save ourselves the aggravation.

It’s important to give people a fair and impartial trial before we hang them.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2016, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-another-fucking-troll/774465/20 "2016-12-12T15:18:37Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Add **Calico Jack** to the list. [Pseudo-intellectual crap](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19844884&postcount=1). Begin with a typical straw-man fallacy, wrap it up in a smug exterior, and half-bake to perfection.

His argument is nonsense, but I can’t help but be envious of the amount of free time he has to construct it.

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