# Great bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061 "2003-07-22T01:13:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/1 "2003-07-22T01:13:05Z")
Saw an excellent one the other day: “I bet Jesus used His turn signals!” Almost as good as the only one I’ve ever actually placed on a car I owned: “Ignore alien orders” ---
**Author:** ![im2evil4u](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5ac83/32.png) [@im2evil4u](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/im2evil4u)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/2 "2003-07-22T01:21:29Z")
Jesus loves you Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole I love that one! ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/3 "2003-07-22T01:28:54Z")
Mean People Suck [sub]Nice People Lick[/sub] and Honk if you love Cheeses (y’know, as opposed to “honk if you love Jesus.” ---
**Author:** ![Pelleas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Pelleas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pelleas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/4 "2003-07-22T01:40:33Z")
One I saw a long time ago said simply “This Is a Bumper Sticker”. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/5 "2003-07-22T01:41:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \* > \*\*Mean People Suck > [sub]Nice People Lick[/sub] > \*\* I’ve always seen “Nice people swallow” Just to let you know, I bet you could find 20+ pages of bumper sticker threads if you searched the archive. ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/6 "2003-07-22T01:47:18Z")
My favorite one was the bumper sticker my parents had on their car for several years. You know how some people have the sticker that says “I love my cat” with a heart in place of the word “love”. Now replace that heart with a spade. ---
**Author:** ![DrinkNWetJesus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5e9695/32.png) [@DrinkNWetJesus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrinkNWetJesus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/7 "2003-07-22T01:57:34Z")
“Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.” ---
**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/8 "2003-07-22T02:21:59Z")
“I don’t love you anymore since you ate my dog.” ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/9 "2003-07-22T02:39:25Z")
In the spirit of, _I ❤ NY_ \*I ♣ My Wife I ♠ My Dog\* Sold as Gallahger Stickers, or something like that… ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/10 "2003-07-22T03:07:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cisco \* > **I’ve always seen "Nice people swallow"** I’ve seen both, but I think your version is probably more popular, \*\*Cisco]/b]. My cousin’s ex-boyfriend had the “Nice people lick” sticker on his car. I’m going back and forth on which version I like better. ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/11 "2003-07-22T03:20:50Z")
My mother had a “No Comment” bumpersticker on her VW Micro-Bus in the seventies. Sweet. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/12 "2003-07-22T03:24:46Z")
“I love cats … they taste just like chicken!” Probably not as humorous to most, but I was nearly in tears when I saw it for the first time. I still laugh out loud when I see one. ---
**Author:** ![auntnut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f6c823/32.png) [@auntnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntnut)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/13 "2003-07-22T03:24:51Z")
Forget about world peace… visualize using your turn signal. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Honk if you love peace and quiet. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/14 "2003-07-22T04:03:03Z")
Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Jesus. Visualize world peace… through maximum firepower. ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/15 "2003-07-22T04:45:21Z")
Dog is my co-pilot How can you trust me with a child if you can’t trust me with a choice? Sure, it’s funny until someone gets hurt, then its hilarious! Don’t postpone joy If you really love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, hunt them down and kill them. NEVER get behind a VW bus! ---
**Author:** ![Publius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@Publius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Publius)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/16 "2003-07-22T04:56:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenster \* > \*\*Dog is my co-pilot > \*\* God is my co-pilot, but the devil is my bombardier. ---
**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/17 "2003-07-22T10:23:17Z")
\*\*You can fool some of the people all the time,and those are the ones to concentrate upon. If I save time, when do I get it back? I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/18 "2003-07-22T11:24:00Z")
My favorite one is a variation on the “Jesus” fish. After you’ve seen the one with “Ichthus” in Greek and “Jesus” in english, followed by the one with feet that says “Darwin” and the ones with Darwin and Jesus attacking each other, it’s kind of a relief to see one that says “Ghoti”. If I was gonna put one on my car, that’s the one I’d choose. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/19 "2003-07-22T11:29:40Z")
“I Hate Bumper Stickers”. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/20 "2003-07-22T12:53:16Z")
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