# Great bumper stickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061 "2003-07-22T01:13:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![gkkk4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gkkk4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkkk4)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/61 "2003-07-23T17:40:14Z")
“You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny” - although posted before, I have a funny (at least, it was to me!) story to go with this one - because of my religion (I’m a Sikh) I wear a turban most of the time - the first time I saw this one, it was on the back of a car at a gas station, and as I walked by it there were two little kids staring out the window and pointing at me - seemed a good conjunction of coincidence! On my refrigerator, from a friend: “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood”. Oh yeah! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/62 "2003-07-23T17:46:02Z")
> [@](#): > > The best bumper sticker I ever saw read: > BAA, BAA > > It was on the back of a black jeep. I’ve seen that one too. One of my faves: **ML8 ML8** It took me a moment to get it – it was on a White Rabbit! (I saw it on a New Hampshire car, but I’ve heard of this in other states). Another one reported, along these lines: **Inle** on a Black Rabbit. (It helps if you’re read **Watership Down**.) ---
**Author:** ![Quantum\_Butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e79b87/32.png) [@Quantum\_Butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quantum_Butterfly)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/63 "2003-07-23T18:46:13Z")
Seen on a junker: Don’t laugh, it’s paid for! ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/64 "2003-07-23T19:50:18Z")
C code C code run RUN DAMNIT, RUN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/65 "2003-07-23T20:26:47Z")
Militant Agnostic: I don’t know and you don’t either ---
**Author:** ![whiteywoman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/48db29/32.png) [@whiteywoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiteywoman)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/66 "2003-07-23T20:31:27Z")
As far as the Dodge Cummins Diesel vs. Ford Power Stroke Diesel trucks , I’ve always seen "Keep Strokin’ I’m Cummin.’ " ---
**Author:** ![epolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b487fb/32.png) [@epolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epolo)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/67 "2003-07-23T20:32:46Z")
From one of Robert Anton Wilson’s books: If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns If nukes are outlawed, only outlaws will have nukes If laws are outlawed, only outlaws will have laws If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/68 "2003-07-27T20:30:25Z")
Keep honking, I am reloading! ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/69 "2003-07-27T21:03:17Z")
I’m not littering… I’m donating to the earth. If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk ---
**Author:** ![ghandi5569](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@ghandi5569](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ghandi5569)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/70 "2003-07-27T23:01:21Z")
“Mean People Produce Little Mean People” “Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap” “Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit” My next acquistion is going to be a special order sticker that says “My Body Has Been Turned Over To Satan For Destruction.” ---
**Author:** ![Sinshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Sinshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinshine)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/71 "2003-07-28T00:24:40Z")
**BITCH:** **B** eautiful, **I** ntelligent, **T** alented, **C** harming & **H** orny I still have it on my car … ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/72 "2003-07-28T03:24:04Z")
I put a sticker on my mom’s old beater. It was a 1964, older than me!, Dodge… with no reverse. “Dont laugh … its paid for!” I had on my Sunfire “My sexual preference is OFTEN” ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/73 "2003-07-28T03:35:35Z")
A friend of mine hasthis one on his truck: My Other Car is a Garbage Truck. He is a garbage man. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/74 "2003-07-28T13:12:30Z")
My Karma ran over your Dogma. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![godzillatemple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/49beb7/32.png) [@godzillatemple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/godzillatemple)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061/75 "2003-07-28T13:24:15Z")
**Jeez if you love Honkus** (this one just cracks me up everytime I see it) **Jesus Saves (God Invests)** As for the little fish emblems, I recently saw one that must have been on a car owned by a Jewish person. Inside the litel fish was written “GEFILTE” 😃 If I ever won the lottery and bought a hideously expensive sportscar (we’re talking a $200,000+ super car here), I think I would be extremely tempted to have a bumper sticker specially made for it that said “My other car is an AMC Pacer”… Barry [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-bumper-stickers/190061.md?page=3)