# Great Chat Moments
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 23, 1999, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289 "1999-12-23T12:23:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [December 23, 1999, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/1 "1999-12-23T12:23:00Z")
I’m compiling a page of great chat moments–either small conversations or one liners. So if you have any saved, send them to me… this is an ongoing project, so keep your eye out while you’re in chat and send me anything hilarious that happens 🙂
[http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/chatmoments.html](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/chatmoments.html)
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Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions)
“Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat
O p a l C a t
[www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com)
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/2 "1999-12-24T01:09:00Z")
Someone should dig up and send in the “CanadianSue enters chat” post…
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### Author:  [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/3 "1999-12-24T01:12:00Z")
You are saving chats? Next you’ll tape all your phone calls.You are doing that already? I see.
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### Author:  [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/4 "1999-12-24T03:14:00Z")
I remember my first coupla minutes on chat. Someone said, “I like JJ, quick with the one-liners!”
I don’t think I’ve gotten a good one off since.
Dyn-O-Mite!
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JMcC, San Francisco, [JJM’s page from the Bay](http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html)
If I were beaned with a fastball, fling my limp, lifeless body to first, cause, dammit, I earned it!
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [December 24, 1999, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/5 "1999-12-24T19:26:00Z")
Kat…I think I have that one at home. I’ll see if I can’t dig it up once I get back. Hey Doob…you should send in part of the “Dem and Omni get drunk” hour…
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“Jesus Mary Joseph…you’re a biker chick!” - co-worker, upon hearing of my tattoo.
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/6 "1999-12-25T04:19:00Z")
I think Zette’s story deserves to be posted there… 😉
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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/7 "1999-12-25T04:21:00Z")
I vote for the tampon swinging on the bottle of scope one too. Something about the visual of it slapping Zette’s hubby upside the head makes me smile just thinking about it!
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/8 "1999-12-25T07:32:00Z")
Jeeeez!
Somehow I KNEW I couldn’t read this thread without seeing that reference…Oh, well. It is a conversation that will likely live in infamy, so I guess I’ll just deal with it. I sent it to Opal, so I expect it will be on the website soon. 🙂
Zette
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Love is like popsicles…you get too much you get too high.
Not enough and you’re gonna die…
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [December 25, 1999, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/9 "1999-12-25T23:32:00Z")
What can I say, Zette…it was the funniest thing I’d heard in a long time! 😃
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 26, 1999, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/10 "1999-12-26T00:16:00Z")
I’m clueless, but the reference alone is pretty damn funny.
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### Author:  [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)
#### Post date: [December 26, 1999, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/11 "1999-12-26T12:32:00Z")
Falcon: You’re right, I should shouldnt I? :). Especially Omniscient’s lines. hehehe…
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### Author:  [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/12 "1999-12-27T06:31:00Z")
Those douche songs were pretty funny.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [December 27, 1999, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-chat-moments/12289/13 "1999-12-27T02:15:00Z")
## How 'bout them “Without Any Pants On” songs ?
Coldfire
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“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)