Feel sorry for me, my MOTHER is my hairdresser! You think she listens to instructions?
She believes woman over 30 should not have long hair (no I don’t know why. It’s just a rule according to her). My hair is currently half way down my back and it is driving her nuts. I am scared she may break into my house in the middle of the night just to cut it. :eek:
My Hubby insists on getting the cheapest haircuts possible, with fairly disastrous results. And yet he returns, again and again.
I suggested to him that he might improve his appearance by acquiring the services of someone for whom cutting hair is a chosen vocation, rather than a way of earning the money with which to purchase video games.
This is why my mom is the only one who I let cut my hair!
When I used to go to cheap places, I always found that they were willing to follow instructions, whereas the expensive places were bound to give you something “special” for your money. Now my mom’s the only one I allow to cut the length of my hair. My only problem with her is getting her to cut enough off. I handle the bangs myself, and quite well, too, since I took ten years of trial and error learning how.
Tip: Don’t cut your hair when you are angry! Also not if you are sad, drunk, tired, late, sick, have someone banging on the bathroom door, or expect to go anyplace important within the next few days.
Ron Paxton: [Demonstrating the Suck-Kut] As you can see, it sucks as it cuts!
Wayne: It certainly does suck.
There’s a Wayne’s World quote for everything.
Elenia, you might try getting your hair cut by someone who has curly hair and knows how it grows, lays, etc.
After years of searching, I’ve finally found someone who listens to what I say and executes it perfectly. He also gives a good scalp massage while shampooing my hair!
:smack:
Ya know, it sounded right when the voices in my head were saying it!
I got out of there, both GrizzCub and I having received a good haircut, for under ten bucks.
Additionally, I left a handsome tip.
Wow, I can see that I’ve been pretty lucky when it comes to haircuts. I’ve been going to the same barbershop all my life. I usually wait for the same barber as well. I sit in the chair and he asks me if I want the same, I reply, “yes”, and he cuts it the way I like. Sometimes it’s a little too long and I have to return in three weeks or so, but it comes out pretty good.
Hey, I just realized that this is likely my first post in the pit, so…fuck!
Yep.
Years ago, I had a pony tail. I went to one barber, held my fingers half an inch apart, and said “cut off this much.” Aparently, in his country, “cut off” must mean “leave.” The idiot cut off my entire pony tail!
At another place, the stylist was carrying on a conversation while cutting my hair. At one point, she ran out to the street to talk to a friend, still carrying her scissors. She left me sitting in that chair for 20 minutes while she conversed with a friend. When it was all over, she left an entire section uncut. It’s OK though, because she cut a huge hole in another part of my head, so it sort of evened out, in a non-symmetrical kind of way.
Fuck it. I’m going back to Pablo. Pablo treat you berry good. Pablo take care of you.
Pfft! Easier said than done. I am convinced it is a prerequisite that all professional (and I use that term loosely) hair stylists have either board straight hair or believe that all hair must be cut as if it were board straight.
Last time I got my hair cut at a salon, I cried. Seriously. I had to straighten it before leaving the house for 2 weeks. And trust me, it’s no party straightening really curly hair. I’m not talking wavy here, i’m talking curly. It still looked horrifically bad after two weeks, but at least I was able to leave the house without having to spend a couple hours straightening it.
That was about two years ago. Haven’t set foot in a salon since. I’ll just keep the long hair, thanks. Apparently, I am destined to have hair sans any actual style. In all of my 26 years, I have yet to recieve a decent haircut. Ever.
I’ve gotten my hair cut at great clips since I was 19 and I’ve never had a bad haircut.
If they make a big mistake… DON’T PAY FOR IT!!! Should I add some more exclamation points? DO NOT PAY FOR IT!
This isn’t hard.
Dude, a bad haircut is a bad haircut. It’s not like not paying for it is going to make it all better or make the hair magically grow back.
:rolleyes:
Actually it was right. You said it was under $10 “plus tip.” If you had said “including tip” then you would indeed have been a tight bastard. 
I really came here to sympathize. My regular hairdresser is on vacation and I couldn’t wait any longer. So the idiot inside my head said, “why not just get a cheap cut this time - how bad can it get?” :smack: :smack:
Apparently, it can get bad. It was also only 20% cheaper. Today’s lesson will be cover practical applications of the expression, “false economy.”
Lord “in hiding for two weeks while it grows out” Mondegreen
No, but it may get the idjit with the scissors to pull his head out of his ass.