# Great Company Slogans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424 "2005-05-11T17:48:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424/41 "2005-05-13T05:38:40Z")

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One of the oldest exterminators in Anderson has this emblazoned on their trucks, “Baxter Pest Doctors–All Our Patients Die.”

The official name of the company that ran the Baskin-Robbins ice cream store was Partners In Cream.

A body shop here claimed, “We can fix anything but a broken heart.”

A place called Southern Yankee BBQ had a sign out front. “Eat here or we’ll both starve.” It’s closed now, so I guess it was true.

The best plumbing company in town is called Royal Flush. One billboard showed their logo king-with-a-plunger up to his waist in water. “Call Royal Flush, it beats a full house!” Every December, their billboards show “eleven pipers piping.”

One of the local yard-mowing firms is called Lawn Overdue.

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**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424/42 "2005-05-13T12:55:40Z")

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There’s a diner in Fort Worth called Dixie House, and they’re the “home of the big buns!”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424/43 "2005-05-13T12:59:35Z")

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In Cambridge, Massachusetts there was (probably still is) a place called Jae’s diner that had the slogan “Eat Here and Live Forever”. Next door was a Barbecue joint with the slogan: “Eat Here and Die Happy”

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424/44 "2005-05-13T17:13:18Z")

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[The Incinerating Toilet](http://www.incinolet.com/)

“Won’t hurt your bottom line!”

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2005, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-company-slogans/303424/45 "2005-05-13T22:47:58Z")

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[slight hijack]  
Not exactly a company, but a friend of mine pointed out to me yesterday that the song used to market Viagra should have been

Ringo Starr’s “It Don’t Come Easy”

[/slight hijack]

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