# Great Dopers of yesteryear **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 19, 2007, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709 "2007-05-19T09:22:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/1 "2007-05-19T09:22:16Z")
What Dopers do you miss around here? I know there’s been threads on this before. Not sure if there’s been any lately. Off the top of my head: **Cinnamon Girl** **Sentient Meat** **Wesley Clark** ---
**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/2 "2007-05-19T11:04:13Z")
**Zenster** A true gentleman. Those who didn’t like him can bite me. We are the poorer for his absence. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/3 "2007-05-19T11:18:29Z")
**Satan**. A fine fellow in GD & the Pit. Sharp sense o humor. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/4 "2007-05-19T11:33:08Z")
**andygirl** (haven’t heard from her in a while) **Geobabe** (still posts, but not enough) **SwimmingRiddles** (been gone for several years) ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/5 "2007-05-19T12:05:10Z")
Nobody misses **Wally**? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/6 "2007-05-19T12:47:27Z")
I miss **Eve** ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/7 "2007-05-19T12:48:33Z")
**Satisfying Andy Licious** ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/8 "2007-05-19T13:14:05Z")
**Homer**. I mean, come on, **Homer**! Monkey butlers! Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse! Bloody hell, if that’s not art I don’t know what is. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/9 "2007-05-19T14:04:57Z")
**gobear** and **grendel** are two posters that I remember fondly. ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/10 "2007-05-19T14:05:41Z")
[QUOTE=TheLoadedDog] **Zenster** A true gentleman. Those who didn’t like him can bite me. We are the poorer for his absence. [/QUOTE] Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/11 "2007-05-19T14:11:48Z")
**Fenris**. Sharp, pointed wit when it was needed, and a number of interesting things to say always. And I’ll third **Zenster**. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/12 "2007-05-19T14:57:37Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] I miss **Eve** [/QUOTE] Ditto, and **Jinwicked** and **Sofa King**. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/13 "2007-05-19T15:00:41Z")
**Master Wang-ka**. I don’t know if he’s still a member or not, but his stories were up there with **Sampiro** and **Cervaise** and **Scylla**. As in, peeing in your pants rolling on the floor gut-busting funny. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/14 "2007-05-19T15:58:09Z")
**Ilsa Lund** **gobear** **manhattan** (The “hall monitor” quote is a classic!) ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/15 "2007-05-19T16:55:31Z")
**Wildest Bill** was a crazy but funny one years ago. He still lives on in the “gotcha ya” comments. **Wesley Clark** - I liked his questions. They were deeper than the dumber assholes of the board will ever realize and some people taunted enough to chase him away. Shame on them. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/16 "2007-05-19T17:31:19Z")
**jinwicked** and **Kn\*ckers**. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/17 "2007-05-19T18:10:27Z")
[QUOTE=Mbossa] **Homer**. I mean, come on, **Homer**! Monkey butlers! Mackdonna handheld shoehorn butterhorse! Bloody hell, if that’s not art I don’t know what is. [/QUOTE] And mushrooms. Don’t forget posting under the influence of 'shrooms. ---
**Author:** ![bigdfrombigd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@bigdfrombigd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bigdfrombigd)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/18 "2007-05-19T18:38:17Z")
**manhattan** (The “hall monitor” quote is a classic!) [/QUOTE] Would you point me in the right direction (maybe a link 😉 -I have searched and searched but can’t find it. Thanks a million! Bigd ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/19 "2007-05-19T18:54:34Z")
**Persephone** , **Satan** , **Upham** I miss Persephone a alot. Mostly closer to the time they bring peeps around or when I’m knitting something. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709/20 "2007-05-19T18:54:59Z")
**Reeder**. I spent many evenings reading his rants on Bush in the Pit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-dopers-of-yesteryear/404709.md?page=2)