# Great drag queen names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 26, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331 "2008-06-26T17:03:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/1 "2008-06-26T17:03:42Z")

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In honor of that best-est of all summer holidays - Gay Pride - I thought I’d start a thread about drag queens. 'Cuz…well why the hell not? Any way, what’s your favorite drag names? Here’s a random sampler list…

Hedda Lettuce  
Flotilla de Barge  
Trai La Trash  
Lipsyncka  
Mistress Formicka  
Candis Cayne  
Helen Wheels  
Cashetta  
Farah Moans  
Chlamydia Burns  
Purple Mountain Majesty  
Chisa Chu (rhymes with “she’s a Jew”)  
Robin Kradles  
Penny Arcade  
Fagatha Christie

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**Author:** ![Shawn1767](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shawn1767](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn1767)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/2 "2008-06-26T17:08:03Z")

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I saw a special on the Seattle area once and they interviewed a drag queen named “Helvetica Bold.”

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/3 "2008-06-26T17:10:40Z")

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Rupaul in To Wong Fu as Rachel Tensions.  
Anita Cocktail  
Miss Understood  
Coco Cane

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/4 "2008-06-26T17:11:33Z")

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From “Torch Song Trilogy”:

Bertha Venation  
Marina Del Rey  
Marsha Dimes  
Virginia Hamm  
Vonda Boys  
Bang Bang LaDesh

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/5 "2008-06-26T17:16:56Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
Rupaul in To Wong Fu as Rachel Tensions.  
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Also from To Wong Foo: Vida Boheme, Noxzeema Jackson and Chi Chi Rodriguez.

And a similar name from The Big Gay Sketch Show’s “Are You Smarter Than A Tranny Hooker?” sketch, Rachel Profiling.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/6 "2008-06-26T17:29:54Z")

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Is “Gay Pride” a certain day? Is it an NYC-only event? Happy Gay Pride!

How about . . . Mary Ott?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/7 "2008-06-26T17:36:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Sigmagirl]  
Is “Gay Pride” a certain day? Is it an NYC-only event? Happy Gay Pride!

How about . . . Mary Ott?  
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It started on June 28, 1970 which was the first anniversary of the Stonewall Riots. Since then it has morphed into a variety of celebrations and events during the month of June.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/8 "2008-06-26T18:05:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Sigmagirl]  
Is “Gay Pride” a certain day? Is it an NYC-only event? Happy Gay Pride!

How about . . . Mary Ott?  
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If your talking about a “Gay Pride Parade”, then no, it is not a NYC event only.

San Francisco has a big one, and many other cities have their own, too, with smaller numbers of participants. (I know San Diego has one every year.)

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/9 "2008-06-26T18:44:54Z")

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Yes, I knew that many cities have Gay Pride events, but I hadn’t remembered the significance of the date. I have heard of Stonewall, but hadn’t put the date and the event together. Now I remember. Thanks. (So is the parade always June 28, or is it the Saturday closest to June 28?)

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/10 "2008-06-26T18:48:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Sigmagirl]  
Yes, I knew that many cities have Gay Pride events, but I hadn’t remembered the significance of the date. I have heard of Stonewall, but hadn’t put the date and the event together. Now I remember. Thanks. (So is the parade always June 28, or is it the Saturday closest to June 28?)  
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Sunday…In NYC, the parade is always the last Sunday in June.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/11 "2008-06-26T18:57:35Z")

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Helena Handbasket

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**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/12 "2008-06-26T19:04:50Z")

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“Margo from Fargo”

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/13 "2008-06-26T19:06:43Z")

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**Benicia Martinez** - it’s actually the name of a bridge here.

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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/14 "2008-06-26T19:45:20Z")

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I knew a guy in LA who went to a faux Miss America contest as Miss Nevada - aka Penny Slots.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/15 "2008-06-26T20:08:42Z")

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From **Camper Van Beethoven** ’s _Long Plastic Hallway_–  
[Manley Lennox](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKeynms7Ts0)

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/16 "2008-06-26T20:11:57Z")

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I used to get my hair done when I played in a rock band by a crossdresser named **Scirocco**. I always thought that name was pretty cool.

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/17 "2008-06-26T20:33:01Z")

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I just came up with these, but I dunno… a few of these might be better names for hookers or strippers. Is there an official protocol for these nomenclatures? :dubious:

Lacey Corsett  
Altoida Sweetbreath  
Brazilia Shaver  
Ginny Martini  
Ivana Bendova  
Callie Hipquakes  
Vera Moan [“pheromone”]  
Leia Orgasma

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/18 "2008-06-27T01:14:57Z")

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If I ever go drag again I’ve decided to do a gypsy motif and call myself Rita T. Leaf. A librarian friend of mine decided that her drag name is Rita Book.

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**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/19 "2008-06-27T01:17:28Z")

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[QUOTE=Shawn1767]  
I saw a special on the Seattle area once and they interviewed a drag queen named “Helvetica Bold.”  
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Shuuuut uuup! Really? That may be the greatest name ever.

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**Author:** ![Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Full\_Metal\_Lotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Full_Metal_Lotus)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-drag-queen-names/454331/20 "2008-06-27T01:53:21Z")

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Ima Tucker  
that’s all I got  
FML

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