# Great/funny fake names??? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 23, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640 "2001-08-23T01:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Lionors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c37758/32.png) [@Lionors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionors)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/61 "2001-08-29T01:54:57Z")
Courtesy of Herman Wouk… Aida Norfallot. Oh, and the guy who performed my husband’s vasectomy was Dr. Richard Paine (and yes, he went by Dick)…and the one who did the vasectomy reversal was Dr. Cockburn (pronounced coburn). I can’t vouch for Paine, but Cockburn, at least, has a great sense of humor. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Qwertyasdfg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ecc23a/32.png) [@Qwertyasdfg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwertyasdfg)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/62 "2001-08-29T02:31:44Z")
\*\*Stu Pididiot Les Bien Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo (thanks simpsons) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/63 "2001-08-29T13:28:38Z")
Ooops! Sorry, **Crunchy** , I just opened this thread today. I think the name we were discussing was **Ozella Nazelrod**. Man, that just has to be the funniest name I have ever heard. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/64 "2001-08-29T13:30:50Z")
I’ve always liked the brother-sister duo Eileen and Ben Dover ---
**Author:** ![Damhna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Damhna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damhna)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/65 "2001-08-29T13:53:59Z")
I once registered illicitly in a Finnish hotel as Simon Templar. Upon checking my name the clerk announced “ahhh…welcome back Mr. Templar …good to have you with us again” Sheesh! Cant even get a pseudenom right. For thoose who dont know Simon Templar was the name of the character played by Rodger Moore in “The Saint”. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/66 "2001-08-29T18:34:40Z")
I don’t know if’n he’s still there butt the Waco phonebook used to list a guy named Henauder Titzoff. He also chewed our ass when we called to verify. ---
**Author:** ![LaToyota\_Corolla\_Falana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e9c0ed/32.png) [@LaToyota\_Corolla\_Falana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LaToyota_Corolla_Falana)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/67 "2001-08-30T21:17:11Z")
Anita Rubdown Anita Waxing Anita Deodorant Anita Dick Ainta Flogging Ainta Beer Our waitress at lunch TODAY was “Barb Horney” (B. Horney) My sister says she fell for the Mike Hunt name trying to track down overdue library books. Mike Hunt never brought them back! ---
**Author:** ![evilhanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba8739/32.png) [@evilhanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhanz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/68 "2001-08-30T21:23:22Z")
One of our newest dopers chse the following username: **Payne N. Diaz** ---
**Author:** ![Pukka\_Ag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d9b06d/32.png) [@Pukka\_Ag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pukka_Ag)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/69 "2001-08-30T23:36:54Z")
Sorry for the interruption (I’m not very good at harassing the bartender with fake names), but I just had to congratulate CrunchyFrog on being a fellow Brunching fan (I saw your sig and almost couldn’t contain myself.) ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/70 "2001-08-31T04:56:10Z")
the helephino ! (cross between hippo,elephant,rhino) how 'bout “DR.Dick Burns” … ---
**Author:** ![Pink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/71c47a/32.png) [@Pink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/71 "2001-09-07T23:41:20Z")
My last name is tough too. Mostly I give my dad’s first name, Craig. It’s familiar enough that I won’t miss it when they say it. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/72 "2001-09-08T00:15:44Z")
My mother _swears_ she went to school with a girl named **Ophelia Rasse.** And, honestly, I went to college with a guy named **Dick Blewitt.** I have also worked with a Grant Dumbell and a Dick Tracey. ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/73 "2001-09-08T02:47:11Z")
A friend of a friend (really!) is **Cliff Torres**. Say it fast. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/74 "2001-09-08T04:17:10Z")
Gotta mention Clem Kadiddlehopper from the Red Skelton Show…Yes, kids, that’s Red Skelton…comedian…long time ago…back in the "olden days…🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/75 "2001-09-08T04:40:19Z")
The “Wongs” when we go for chinese, “Elmer” at Fuddrucker’s, Dundee at Outback, Angus at Steak and Ale, Ahab or Gorton at Red Lobster, Bubba at Cracker Barrel. When we eat at new places it’s a game to see who can think up the best name to leave. Recently a pizza place opened up near our home with our real last name. We phoned in an order and they asked our name, when told the clerk didn’t believe him. We found it rather ironic that the one time we use our real name, we had to show identification to prove it. ---
**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/76 "2001-09-08T15:03:28Z")
Bob Sparacades. Paul Molive. Chris Mustree. Andy Seppetik. Jay Walker. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/77 "2001-09-08T22:55:14Z")
The famous couple, Willie Getsomme and Betty Wohnt. ---
**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/78 "2001-09-09T14:35:21Z")
I once knew a guy called Kim Sizer. We all called him ‘Sir’. Think about it. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/79 "2001-10-03T06:51:38Z")
In college - (some college - which college? Perhaps Carlton) there was a girl named Jenny Fletcher, which probably isn’t funny unless you remember Tom Lehrer’s _Vatican Rag_… ---
**Author:** ![bourbonstew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3e96dc/32.png) [@bourbonstew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bourbonstew)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/80 "2001-10-03T08:59:47Z")
I always liked **"Emerson Biggouns"** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640.md?page=5)