# Great/funny fake names??? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 23, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640 "2001-08-23T01:21:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/81 "2001-10-03T11:05:33Z")
I know a bloke called **Ivor Longstaff** [sub]Hope you’re not reading this Ivor; if you are, sorry, but it’s funny mate.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/82 "2001-10-03T12:56:36Z")
Betty Swollocks ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/83 "2001-10-06T03:52:01Z")
My mom told me she knew a man by the name of Longerbone who married a gal by the name of Hollowpeter… eeeewwwww! ---
**Author:** ![greenlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@greenlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greenlady)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/84 "2001-10-06T13:44:00Z")
There’s a real gyn named **Dr. Rambush**. And it always cracks me up to hear Dee Dee from _Rugrats_ refer to **Dr. Lipschitz**. ---
**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/85 "2001-10-06T21:51:37Z")
There used to be a sign in a Harley shop up in Elyria, Ohio that cracked me up. It said… ‘Helen Wate is our credit manager. If you want credit, go to Helen Wate.’ ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/86 "2001-10-07T01:29:41Z")
Wow! I can’t believe that nobody’s said **Adolf Oliver Nipples** yet! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2001, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/87 "2001-10-07T02:08:55Z")
Real Names 1. From NASCAR: Dick Trickle 2. From my high school: Happy Hussy 3. Hi Opal! ---
**Author:** ![tristateguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b2d939/32.png) [@tristateguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tristateguy)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/88 "2015-08-29T21:53:30Z")
How about Peter Gazigna? (silent G) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/89 "2015-08-29T23:03:16Z")
Ahmed Adoudi Philip McKrevis Chris P. Weatzenraisins Bo D. Satva Hammond Eggs Rufus Leaking Juan Morefore DeRhode Etta Booger Helen Highwater Mel Lester Phil Lattio Connie Lingus Neal Down Cass Trate Yuri Nate Kurt Remarque Roger Overandout ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/90 "2015-08-29T23:08:51Z")
Ben Dover’s partner: Stan Dup ---
**Author:** ![yawuntz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a5b964/32.png) [@yawuntz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yawuntz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/91 "2015-08-30T01:02:30Z")
Golda Zeiss, Gunter Frieze, Thelma Thole, Keith Myath. And a real one, [Anita Bathe](http://www.news1130.com/author/anita-bathe/), pronounced “bath.” ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640/92 "2015-08-30T01:49:56Z")
Don’t forget the Russian chauffeur, Pickup Andropov [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-funny-fake-names/77640.md?page=4)