# Great-Grandson of the Song Game Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454 "2002-07-23T21:56:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/21 "2002-07-24T01:02:50Z")
**Team Juan** _I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my **penis** was missing again. This happens all the time: it’s detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it’s going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it._ :eek: Detachable Penis, King Missile ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/22 "2002-07-24T01:10:09Z")
**Team2 -** Little Sadie, Bob Dylan _The judge and the jury they took their stand The judge held the papers in his right **hand** Forty-one days, forty-one nights Forty-one years to wear the ball and the stripes_ ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/23 "2002-07-24T01:13:20Z")
Team 1: _My **foot** was glued like lead to the floor That’s all there is and there ain’t no more_ Hot Rod Lincoln - Commander Cody ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/24 "2002-07-24T01:18:55Z")
Team 2: _They give me shivers when they bounce around Buckeld up or hanging on the ground I like big **tits**._ I Like Big Tits – Joe Walsh. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/25 "2002-07-24T01:24:08Z")
**Team One** One Boy, One Girl - Collin Raye _One boy, one girl, two **hearts** beating wildly To put it mildly, it was lost at first sight_ ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/26 "2002-07-24T01:31:06Z")
**Team 2 -** When Push Comes To Shove, The Grateful Dead _Shaking in the bedroom, covers on your **head** Cringing like a baby at the **hand** beneath the bed_ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/27 "2002-07-24T01:34:29Z")
**Team Won** _You’ve had a lot of **dick** I’ve had a lot of time You’ve had a lot of **dick** , Chasey But you ain’t had mine_ Ballad of Chasey Lain, Bloodhound Gang PS: future entries in this round should exclude the words **face** , **eyes** , **heart** , **hand** and **hair** , or this could go on forever… ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/28 "2002-07-24T01:38:17Z")
**team two** Put your **hand** in the **hand** of the man Who stilled the water Put your **hand** in the **hand** of the man Who calmed the sea Put your hand in the hand - Ocean ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/29 "2002-07-24T01:48:44Z")
\*\*Team One[/b[ It’s All In YOur Head, Diamond Rio _We never walked on the moon Elvis ain’t dead You ain’t going crazy It’s all in your **head**._ ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/30 "2002-07-24T01:52:32Z")
**Team 2** From a Buick, Bob Dylan _Well, you know I need a steam shovel mama to keep away the dead I need a dump truck mama to unload my **head** _ So far (through all 4 previous threads) I think we’ve had only 1 or 2 themes that have actually made a complete overnight run, so I don’t think this’ll go on forever. Although, it was _ **a lot** _ harder when the word we were using had to be in the song’s title, and not just contained somewhere in the lyrics. Any thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/31 "2002-07-24T01:59:52Z")
**Team One** Head Over Feet, Alanis Morrissette _You’ve already won me over in spite of me Don’t be alarmed if I fall **head** over **feet** _ ---
**Author:** ![Lucy\_Shoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@Lucy\_Shoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucy_Shoe)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/32 "2002-07-24T02:00:37Z")
**team two** Trouble me, disturb me with all your cares and your worries. Trouble me on the days when you feel spent. Why let your **shoulders** bend underneath this burden when my **back** is sturdy and strong? Trouble me. 10,000 Maniacs - Trouble me ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/33 "2002-07-24T02:08:19Z")
**Team One** In Your Face, Ty Herndon _In your **face** , there’s **heart** ache, you can’t hide it And on your **lips** , love’s left a bitter taste And in your **eyes** , there’s tears that don’t need crying And Honey I’m just trying to put a little smile in their place In you **face** _ ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/34 "2002-07-24T02:10:14Z")
**Team 2 -** Black Muddy River, The Grateful Dead _When the last rose of summer pricks my **finger** And the hot sun chills me to the **bone** _ ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/35 "2002-07-24T02:10:48Z")
The Illustrious Team Two: _Music seems to help the pain Seems to motivate the **brain** _ Take Up Thy Stethoscope & Walk | Pink Floyd ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/36 "2002-07-24T02:22:14Z")
**Team Won** Beer and Bones, John Michael Montgomer _I ain’t nothing but beer and **bones** Baby since I lost you_ ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/37 "2002-07-24T02:22:49Z")
**Team 2 -** Desolation Row, Bob Dylan _Now Cinderella, she seems so easy “It takes one to know one,” she smiles And puts her **hands** in her back pockets Bette Davis style_ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/38 "2002-07-24T02:43:02Z")
**Team One** Independence Day, Martinia McBride _Well she seemed all right by dawn’s early light Though she looked a little worried and weak She tried to pretend he wasn’t drinking again But Daddy left the proof on her **cheek** _ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/39 "2002-07-24T02:47:58Z")
**team 2** \*to hang tents and pegs a man needs two \*_legs \*\* No more waltzing Matilda for me_ And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda-Pogues ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/40 "2002-07-24T02:48:15Z")
Team Two: \*She don’t rock ‘n’ roll, she don’t like it She don’t do the stroll—well she don’t do it right Well, everything’s wrong and my patience was gone When I woke one morning and remembered this song O-oh-oh, kinda catchy, I hoped that she would talk to me now And even allow me to hold her **hand** and forget that old band \* Here I Go | Syd Barrett [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454.md?page=3)