# Great-Grandson of the Song Game Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454 "2002-07-23T21:56:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/41 "2002-07-24T02:50:02Z")
Two simult-posts in a row…one more and I get a prize… …or will I instead select what’s behind door number 2? ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/42 "2002-07-24T02:51:07Z")
Hey! I wuz gonna pick door 2! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/43 "2002-07-24T02:56:45Z")
**Team One** Daddy’s Hands, Holly Dunn _Daddy’s **hands** were soft and king when I was crying Daddy’s **hands** were hard as steel when I’d done wrong_ ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/44 "2002-07-24T03:02:24Z")
\*\*Team 2 \*\* Maggie’s Farm, Bob Dylan _I ain’t gonna work on Maggie’s farm no more Well I wake in the morning, fold my **hands** and pray for rain I got a **head** full of ideas that are driving me insane It’s a shame the way she makes me scrub the floor_ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/45 "2002-07-24T03:02:39Z")
**team 2** _So rattle my **bones** all over the stones I’m only a begger man nobody owns_ The hand That Rocks the Cradle—Smiths ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/46 "2002-07-24T03:18:06Z")
**Team One** Love Without End, Amen - George Strait _Got sent home from school one day with a shiner on my **eye** Fighting was against the rules and it didn’t matter why When Dad got home I told that story just like I’d rehearsed Then stood there on those trembling **knees** and waited for the worst_ :smack: for all those typos. ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/47 "2002-07-24T03:19:08Z")
Team Two: _I’m falling all over myself To lick your **heart** and taste your health_ Scar Tissue | The Red Hot Chili Peppers ---
**Author:** ![Ripple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b2d939/32.png) [@Ripple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ripple)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/48 "2002-07-24T03:48:58Z")
**Team 2 -** Ugliest Girl In The World, Bob Dylan _The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter **nose** Cauliflower **ears** and a run in her hose She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop I don’t know why I love her but I just can’t stop_ ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/49 "2002-07-24T03:50:42Z")
**Team One** Don’t Take The Girl, Tim McGraw _Doctor says the baby’s fine But you’ll have to leave Cuz his mama’s fading fast and Johnny hit his **knees** _ ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/50 "2002-07-24T03:55:05Z")
Team Two: _An earthquake hits the theater But the operetta lingers The piano lid comes down And breaks his fucking **fingers** _ It’s a Miracle | Roger Waters ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/51 "2002-07-24T03:56:30Z")
I’ll take up the challenge, Ripple. Team 1: _she comes on like a crippled plaything **spine** is just a string_ Tourniquet - Marilyn Manson ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/52 "2002-07-24T04:03:18Z")
Team 2: _People are strange when you’re a stranger **Faces** look ugly when you’re alone Women seem wicked when you’re unwanted Streets are uneven when you’re down_ People are Strange | The Doors ---
**Author:** ![zephonith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@zephonith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephonith)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/53 "2002-07-24T04:04:18Z")
Team 2 I like big **butts** and I can not lie… :rolleyes: “Baby Got Back” - Sir Mix-A-Lot ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/54 "2002-07-24T04:12:10Z")
**Team One** Great Day To Be Alive, Travis Tritt _I look in the mirror and what do I see A lone wolf there staring back at me Long in the **tooth** but harmless as can be I guess he’s doing all right_ ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/55 "2002-07-24T04:13:53Z")
Team Two: _It’s no good trying to place your **hand** where I can’t see because I understand that you’re different from me Yes I can tell that you can’t be what you pretend And you’re rocking me backwards And you’re rocking towards The red and yellow mane of a stallion horse_ No Good Trying | Syd Barrett ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/56 "2002-07-24T04:15:26Z")
Team 1: \*I squirm into you, now I’m in your \*_gut \*\* I fell into you, now I’m in a rut_ Deformography - Marilyn Manson ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/57 "2002-07-24T04:17:51Z")
Team Two: _How long, how long Will I slide and separate my sides I don’t, I don’t I don’t believe it’s bad Slit my **throat** , it’s all I ever do_ The Otherside | The Red Hot Chili Peppers ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/58 "2002-07-24T04:19:43Z")
**Team One** You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd, Roger Miller _You can’t change film with a kid on your **back** But you can be happy if you’ve a mind to_ ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/59 "2002-07-24T04:23:53Z")
Team Two: _Mother doesn’t go out anymore Just stays at home and rolls her spastic **eyes** _ Sunday Papers | Joe Jackson ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/60 "2002-07-24T04:25:55Z")
Team One _I whipped off her knickers andStiffened my **thumb** _ Dinah Moe Humm - Frank Zappa [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454.md?page=4)