# Great-Grandson of the Song Game Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454 "2002-07-23T21:56:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/61 "2002-07-24T04:27:41Z")
**Team One** Chug A Lug, Roger Miller _Grape wine in a Mason jar homemade and brought to school by a friend of mine after class Me and him and this other fool decide that we’ll drink up what’s left Chug-a-lug, so we helped ourselves First time for everything, brrrr, my **ears** still ring_ ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/62 "2002-07-24T04:29:56Z")
Team Two: _And my **eyes** still grow damp to recall His majesty signed with his own rubber stamp_ When the Tigers Broke Free | Pink Floyd ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/63 "2002-07-24T04:32:56Z")
**Team One** Volcano, Jimmy Buffett _My girl quickly said to me Man you better watch your **feet** _ ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/64 "2002-07-24T04:35:11Z")
Team Two: _I don’t need no **arms** around me And I don’t need no drugs to calm me I have seen the writing on the wall Don’t think I need anything at all No, I don’t think I need anything at all_ Another Brick in the Wall, Part III | Pink Floyd ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/65 "2002-07-24T04:59:12Z")
Team 1: _I need to find a new **vagina** Any kind of new vagina It’s hard to rhyme a word like vagina Calvin Klein? Kind of North Carolina_ Three Point One Four - Bloodhound Gang ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/66 "2002-07-24T05:01:56Z")
Team Two: _In mute **nostril** agony Carefully refined and sealed over_ Horse Latitudes | The Doors ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/67 "2002-07-24T05:04:54Z")
Team 1: _And when they nail my pimpled **ass** to the cross I’ll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off_ Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/68 "2002-07-24T05:05:14Z")
Team One _I want to hold your **hand** _ I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/69 "2002-07-24T05:08:49Z")
Team Two: _Remember when you were young You shone like the sun Shine on you crazy diamond Now there’s a look in your **eyes** Like black holes in the sky Shine on you crazy diamond You were caught in the cross-fire of childhood and stardom Blown on the steel breeze Come on you target for far away laughter Come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr and shine_ Shine On You Crazy Diamond | Pink Floyd ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/70 "2002-07-24T05:12:22Z")
Team one _Show mw your **thumb** if you are really dumb_ Wind Up Workin’ in a Gas Station - Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![zephonith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@zephonith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephonith)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/71 "2002-07-24T05:19:33Z")
Team 2 _She was looking kinda dumb With her **finger** and her **thumb** In the shape of an L on her **forehead** _ “Allstar” - Smashmouth ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/72 "2002-07-24T05:20:13Z")
Team One _Got it from the toilet seat My **balls** feel like a pair of maracas My **balls** feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!_ Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/73 "2002-07-24T05:24:35Z")
Team Two: _Penny Lane is in my **ears** and in my **eyes** _ Penny Lane | The Beatles ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/74 "2002-07-24T05:26:29Z")
Team One _Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his **beady little eyes** with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology_ Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/75 "2002-07-24T05:27:55Z")
Team Two: _Through the fish-eyed lens of tear-stained **eyes** I can barely define the shape of this moment in time And far from flying high in clear blue skies I’m spiraling down to the hole in the ground where I hide_ The Final Cut | Pink Floyd ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/76 "2002-07-24T05:29:11Z")
Team Two: "Woke up this mornin’, a wine glass in my **hand**" “Do you feel like I do” Peter Frampton ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/77 "2002-07-24T05:30:18Z")
Team One _The moon beams through the prune In June Reveals your **chest** I see your lovely beans And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck The cheese I have for you, my dear Is real and very new_ Duke Of Prunes - Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/78 "2002-07-24T05:34:44Z")
Team Two: _Porcelain Are you wasting away in your **skin** Are you missing the love of your kin Drifting and floating and fading away_ Porcelain | The Red Hot Chili Peppers ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/79 "2002-07-24T05:35:54Z")
Team One \*Standing there shiny and proud by your side Holding your \*\*hand \*\*while the neighbors decide Why is a vegetable something to hide? \* Call Any Vegetable - Frank Zappa ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454/80 "2002-07-24T05:40:47Z")
Team Two: _When you tried to kiss me I only bit your **tongue** When you tried to get me together I only came undone When you tried to tell me the one for me was you I was in your mattress, back in 1982_ Daria | Cake [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-grandson-of-the-song-game-thread/120454.md?page=5)