# Great Magic Trick (100% NOT WORK SAFE!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2006, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177 "2006-08-10T17:54:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/61 "2006-08-11T21:48:24Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] Interesting. What is the name of her act? [/QUOTE] The Aristocrat! Sorry, couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/62 "2006-08-12T00:31:21Z")
Did no one else think it was a man from the start? Or maybe a pre-operative transexual? She has a sort of square shape, boxy, like a dude. And the breasts are, well smallish. I thought the big payoff was going to be her untaping her package and having her schlong flop about. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/63 "2006-08-12T00:34:47Z")
[QUOTE=MrSquishy] The Aristocrat! Sorry, couldn’t resist. [/QUOTE] DAMMIT! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/64 "2006-08-12T00:34:53Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] And the breasts are, well smallish. [/QUOTE] Right, because if they’re not C-sized, you’re not a woman. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/65 "2006-08-12T00:36:25Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] And the breasts are, well smallish. [/QUOTE] I, for one, _welcome_ our magical small-breasted over… ladies. (No, really. I do. 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![newcrasher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b3f665/32.png) [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/66 "2006-08-12T01:10:12Z")
[QUOTE=Antigen] Right, because if they’re not C-sized, you’re not a woman. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Yup. That is _EXACTLY_ what said… :rolleyes: back atcha ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/67 "2006-08-12T01:46:21Z")
There’s a handkerchief? ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/68 "2006-08-12T02:00:37Z")
[QUOTE=MrSquishy] The Aristocrat! Sorry, couldn’t resist. [/QUOTE] ROFLMAO! **MrSquishy** , you have just made my entire day! Props to you! ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/69 "2006-08-12T02:32:33Z")
I had a very hard time watching that. Have you ever seen a person and just KNOWN that you dislike them? From the first moment she walked on the stage, she annoyed me. I still can’t even figure out what about her disturbed me so much. ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/70 "2006-08-12T02:37:45Z")
I had a very hard time watching that. Have you ever seen a person and just KNOWN that you dislike them? From the first moment she walked on the stage, she annoyed me. I still can’t even figure out what about her disturbed me so much. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/71 "2006-08-12T03:09:14Z")
[QUOTE=pulykamell] Nice trick, but, man, she’s got some crazy-ass facial expressions. [/QUOTE] Yeah, she looked like she was trying to poop out a silk kerchief. ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/72 "2006-08-12T03:46:29Z")
[QUOTE=Dragwyr] ROFLMAO! **MrSquishy** , you have just made my entire day! Props to you! [/QUOTE] With all due respect to **MrSquishy** , the props go to **hajario** , who was clearly implying that answer with his question. As for the video, she looked retarded with those hand and facial gestures, but why can’t there be more female magicians like that? ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/73 "2006-08-12T04:04:41Z")
Ah, _Juste Pour Rire_! How I miss Canada. She looked like many ladies I’ve seen on the show. Pretty normal. Comment vous dites? _Hi-larious_. ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/74 "2006-08-12T22:59:29Z")
[QUOTE=newcrasher] Did no one else think it was a man from the start? Or maybe a pre-operative transexual? She has a sort of square shape, boxy, like a dude. And the breasts are, well smallish. I thought the big payoff was going to be her untaping her package and having her schlong flop about. :eek: [/QUOTE] I did entertain that possibility until her bra came off (and I wasn’t totally sure until she shed her skirt) because of her face, hair, and clothing, which didn’t unambiguously say to me “woman”. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/75 "2006-08-13T05:18:35Z")
[QUOTE=DooWahDiddy] With all due respect to **MrSquishy** , the props go to **hajario** , who was clearly implying that answer with his question. [/QUOTE] Thanks. I thought that it would have been best had it been left to stand alone but… I must be the only one to think that she is kind of hot. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/76 "2006-08-13T13:27:48Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] I must be the only one to think that she is kind of hot. [/QUOTE] No, you’re not. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/77 "2006-08-14T03:42:26Z")
For those who had trouble with the link, here’s the [video on YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JiBYbncMPQ). My first thought was that you don’t have to be very effective at sleight of hand when you’ve got such top-notch misdirection abilities. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/78 "2006-08-14T13:23:32Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Text version: [/QUOTE] That’s a decent description, but I have issue with a few of the terms you used. Such as: > [@](#): > > Holds her left hand in the “handjob” position, Those of us straight male amateur magicians who count this as the only trick we know prefer to call it a “fist.” > [@](#): > > revealing a nice black bra covering disappointingly small breasts. Those of us straight male amateur magicians _with taste_ prefer to call them “nice tits.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/79 "2006-08-14T19:36:23Z")
This made me think of another not-safe-for-work magic video I say recently. Here’'s it on Metacafe, though I’m sure it’s available elsewhere: [Pulling a Rabbit from a Hat](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/200395/video/R/CFD_1002/) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2006, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177/80 "2006-08-14T21:32:45Z")
[QUOTE=Dr. Love] This made me think of another not-safe-for-work magic video I say recently. Here’'s it on Metacafe, though I’m sure it’s available elsewhere: [Pulling a Rabbit from a Hat](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/200395/video/R/CFD_1002/) [/QUOTE] That…is really weird. I like the look on Paul’s face, though. “I’m happy with the hat.” 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-magic-trick-100-not-work-safe/368177.md?page=5)