# Great movie one-liners. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 28, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806 "2009-09-28T01:20:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/1 "2009-09-28T01:20:40Z")
Recently I watched From Dusk to Dawn for the first time ever. This movie is chock-full of memorable quotes. But by far my favorite–in fact, it could be my favorite ever-- is: George Clooney: Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a fuck how crazy they are! Funniest line ever sung-- Madeline Khan in Young Frankenstein: OOooh sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you! ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/2 "2009-09-28T01:42:14Z")
_Ghostbusters_: “When someone asks you if you’re a god… YOU SAY YES!!!” \* Airplane!\*: “…and that’s when I developed my drinking problem.” (Image of a man pouring a cup of something down the front of his shirt) _Pulp Fiction_: “Is Marcellus Wallace a bitch? … Then why’d you try to go and F\*CK him like a bitch?!” _Monty Python’s Life of Brian_: **Brian** (the unwilling Messiah): You don’t need to follow me! You’ve got to think for yourselves! You’re all individuals! **His Crowd of Followers** : Yes! We’re all individuals! **(lone dissenter):** …I’m not. **His Crowd of Followers** : Shhh! Memorable for more serious reasons: _Blade Runner_: “All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain… Time to die.” _The Shawshank Redemption_: “I guess it comes down to a simple choice, really: get busy livin’, or get busy dyin’.” ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/3 "2009-09-28T01:51:27Z")
Bela Lugosi as Dracula: “I never drink…wine.” ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/4 "2009-09-28T02:39:54Z")
Most of the script of **Casablanca**. Most of Groucho Marx’s dialog. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/5 "2009-09-28T04:08:31Z")
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/6 "2009-09-28T04:14:42Z")
“\*YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!”- \*Gandalf ---
**Author:** ![Xema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9de053/32.png) [@Xema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xema)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/7 "2009-09-28T04:49:17Z")
Tuco: “I tell you this my friend: if I ever get you down, you gonna need a _lot_ of help to get up again.” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/8 "2009-09-28T05:23:39Z")
“If he’d just pay me what he’s spending to stop me robbin’ him, I’d stop robbin’ him!” ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/9 "2009-09-28T05:54:46Z")
“Fuck it, Dude, let’s go bowling.” "Tito Puente’s gonna be dead, and you’re gonna say, “Oh, I’ve been listening to him for years, and I think he’s fabulous.” “I hate Illinois Nazis.” “What is she doing back there? I never know what she’s doing.” “I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don’t tell 'em you’re Jewish, okay?” “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here…This is the War Room!” ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/10 "2009-09-28T08:49:05Z")
“You keep lookin’ at me, you’ll see me kill you.” – random dude in _Freejack_. (One of the most underrated movies ever.) ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/11 "2009-09-28T13:36:10Z")
“Son, You got a panty on your head.” Raising Arizona “In Korea, we stacked your kind five high and used em as sandbags.” Gran Turino ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/12 "2009-09-28T14:06:50Z")
[Bad Santa](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOm64YHDDik) Said to a man who is obviously Indian in descent. “My brother lost a God-Damned arm fighting you fuckers in Viet Nam.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/13 "2009-09-28T15:26:26Z")
From Trainspotting, when Renton gets the opium suppositories, For all they good they’ve done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse! ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/14 "2009-09-28T15:41:20Z")
GoGo Yubari: “You call that begging? You can beg better than that.” ---
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/15 "2009-09-28T16:11:37Z")
_The Scarlet Pimpernel_: “I never would have dreamt of depriving you of your moment of triumph. Alas, a moment was all I could spare.” ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/16 "2009-09-28T16:28:41Z")
Tuco: “There are two kinds of spurs, my friend. Those that come in by the door, those that come in by the window.” ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/17 "2009-09-28T16:43:02Z")
“What exactly is the plan? I mean are we just gonna ring the doorbell and say ‘we killed your son and we were in the neighborhood so…’” I Know What You Did Last Summer “We have a whole life to live together, you fucker, but it can’t start until you call.” Me and You and Everyone We Know ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/18 "2009-09-28T16:57:49Z")
More from the ever quotable Eastwood: “You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/19 "2009-09-28T17:04:30Z")
Groundhog’s Day: Well what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2009, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806/20 "2009-09-28T17:23:21Z")
Outlaw Josie Wales: \* Dyin\*’ _ain’t much of a living_\*, boy To hell with them fellas. Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/511806.md?page=2)