# Great movie one-liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382 "2012-08-23T14:58:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Greekfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@Greekfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greekfreak)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/21 "2012-08-24T05:57:31Z")
“I don’t pay, I don’t punk.” “I’m your huckleberry.” “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” “Wyoming.” “I’m sure I’ve gone a lot of ways you haven’t, ma’am.” “If you guys know so much about women, then why are you sitting here at Gas’n’Sip, drinking beers, completely alone with no women anywhere?” ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/22 "2012-08-24T06:23:25Z")
William Munny in Unforgiven. ---
**Author:** ![phxjcc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phxjcc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phxjcc)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/23 "2012-08-24T07:19:04Z")
Now you’re on this, I hope we’re going to have some gratuitous sex and violence! ---
**Author:** ![Truman\_Burbank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecc23a/32.png) [@Truman\_Burbank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truman_Burbank)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/24 "2012-08-24T07:29:23Z")
I’ll be back… ---
**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/25 "2012-08-24T10:54:24Z")
GF1: “Leave the gun, take the canoli.” GF2: “Fredo, you’re nothing to me now.” GF3: “Handsome but useless.” ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/26 "2012-08-24T11:48:16Z")
When you want to shoot, shoot! Don’t talk! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/27 "2012-08-24T12:34:06Z")
This one goes to 11. I call that bold talk for a one eyed fat man. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/28 "2012-08-24T13:52:12Z")
“Am I in Spain? No I’m not in Spain, dear, I’m in agony, that’s where I am!” “Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, eat Muffy!” “Nick, I’ve tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It’s no use, I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Doom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Dr\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/29 "2012-08-24T13:56:32Z")
“My mind is going. I can feel it.” ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/30 "2012-08-24T14:03:03Z")
“What’s wrong with being sexy?” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/31 "2012-08-24T14:03:45Z")
“Someone’s playin’ with my dick, and it ain’t me.” ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/32 "2012-08-24T14:20:34Z")
_Addams Family_: “Cyanide? Oh, Uncle Fester. As if we’d run out.” _Ghostbusters:_ "Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say \*“YES”! \* " ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/33 "2012-08-24T14:34:42Z")
never get involved in a land war in Asia ---
**Author:** ![Haunted\_Pasta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/94ad74/32.png) [@Haunted\_Pasta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted_Pasta)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/34 "2012-08-24T14:40:57Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > “Nick, I’ve tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It’s no use, I just can’t bring my wife to orgasm.” “We busied ourselves chopping palm fronds and lacing them to bamboo with dried seaweed and snot.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/35 "2012-08-24T14:47:32Z")
> [@Haunted\_Pasta](#): > > “We busied ourselves chopping palm fronds and lacing them to bamboo with dried seaweed and snot.” “I know a little German. He’s over there.” ---
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/36 "2012-08-24T15:12:18Z")
“Yeah, I paid my dues. The check is in the mail.” “Listen! Can you smell that?” ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/37 "2012-08-24T16:04:58Z")
You fucked up. You trusted us. ---
**Author:** ![Indian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@Indian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indian)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/38 "2012-08-24T16:10:26Z")
I love the smell of Napalm … ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/39 "2012-08-24T16:23:01Z")
“Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits?” ---
**Author:** ![Philliam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/philliam/32/3011_2.png) [@Philliam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philliam)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/40 "2012-08-24T17:04:47Z")
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