# Great movie one-liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382 "2012-08-23T14:58:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/41 "2012-08-24T17:34:23Z")
" This is my chance and I’m takin it" ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/42 "2012-08-24T18:33:11Z")
You done fucked up. You know that, don’t you? -Menace II Society interrogation scene [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K2v-8ctq5x4/hqdefault.jpg "You know you done fucked up right? You know that right?") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2v-8ctq5x4) I had been misquoting it all these years. Note the video title. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/43 "2012-08-24T18:44:07Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > “Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits?” I think you mean trigonometry. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/44 "2012-08-24T19:15:04Z")
“Last night Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and told me that if it didn’t take Lorraine out, he’d melt my brain.” ---
**Author:** ![Man\_from\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Man\_from\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_from_Mars)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/45 "2012-08-24T19:18:30Z")
“'scuse me while I whip this out.” “What ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?” “Attica! Attica! Attica!” ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/46 "2012-08-24T19:18:46Z")
“I don’t think that word means what you think it means.” “Mongo just pawn in game if life.” “If it bleeds, we can kill it.” “So, raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.” ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/47 "2012-08-24T19:47:22Z")
‘Fill your hand, you sunuvabitch!’ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/48 "2012-08-24T19:58:18Z")
“Encumbered by idjits, we pressed on.” ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/49 "2012-08-24T20:28:40Z")
“As you wish.” No single movie line has achieved anything like the vast swath of female swoonage that this one has. ---
**Author:** ![Galwegian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galwegian/32/3426_2.png) [@Galwegian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Galwegian)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/50 "2012-08-24T20:34:43Z")
“I haven’t eaten since later this afternoon.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/51 "2012-08-24T20:43:03Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > I think you mean trigonometry. 😉 Sorry. “Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic trigonometry?” ---
**Author:** ![Tad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tad)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/52 "2012-08-24T20:45:07Z")
Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown. ---
**Author:** ![ministryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@ministryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ministryman)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/53 "2012-08-24T20:58:03Z")
And then…??? ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/54 "2012-08-24T22:25:45Z")
Without trigonometry there would be no grits. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/55 "2012-08-24T22:37:20Z")
Give that baby back, you warthog from Hell! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/56 "2012-08-24T22:41:33Z")
You were serious about that? ---
**Author:** ![denquixote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@denquixote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/denquixote)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/57 "2012-08-24T22:43:58Z")
The central message of Buddhism is not “Every man for himself.” ---
**Author:** ![bramma23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@bramma23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bramma23)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2012, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/58 "2012-08-24T23:56:39Z")
You tryin’ to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball? ---
**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/59 "2012-08-25T01:48:29Z")
Son, you got a panty on yore head. Am I on speakerphone! ---
**Author:** ![waits](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df788c/32.png) [@waits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waits)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/60 "2012-08-25T03:28:16Z")
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