# Great movie one-liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382 "2012-08-23T14:58:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rollo\_Tomasi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/58956e/32.png) [@Rollo\_Tomasi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rollo_Tomasi)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/61 "2012-08-25T03:46:20Z")
Game over, man, game over! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/62 "2012-08-25T03:59:00Z")
> [@waits](#): > > We find the defendents incredibly guilty. Juror: We find the defendents … quilty. Judge: Do you mean, “Guilty?” Juror: Oh yeah, the g looked like a q. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/63 "2012-08-25T05:28:49Z")
“Of all the gin joints, in all the world, she had to walk into mine.” ---
**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/64 "2012-08-25T06:06:22Z")
“I hate you more! If hate were people, I’d be China!” “I’ll have what she’s having” “I can’t do that! Can YOU do that? How can THEY do that? Who ARE those guys?” “Here come the rain clouds.” ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/65 "2012-08-25T07:27:49Z")
“It’s not my goddamn planet, monkeyboy!” ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/66 "2012-08-25T07:31:30Z")
I don’t want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career…I don’t want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed…you know, as a career, I don’t want to do that. ---
**Author:** ![cruel\_butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@cruel\_butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cruel_butterfly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/67 "2012-08-25T07:36:26Z")
I don’t know. Maybe it was Utah. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/68 "2012-08-25T12:02:09Z")
“But I don’t want to be Judge Judy and executioner!” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/69 "2012-08-25T13:17:07Z")
“Hasn’t she heard about the miracle of masturbation?” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/70 "2012-08-25T13:18:48Z")
“It’s really not that great a restaurant. Plus, the maitre d’ had this really disgusting cold sore.” ---
**Author:** ![HelloKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecccb3/32.png) [@HelloKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelloKitty)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/71 "2012-08-25T19:56:54Z")
“There’s no crying in baseball!!” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/72 "2012-08-25T21:41:14Z")
“We need to find someone who can not only fly this plane, but who didn’t have fish for dinner!” ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/73 "2012-08-25T22:06:20Z")
It’s twue! It’s twue! ---
**Author:** ![DirkGntly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d9b06d/32.png) [@DirkGntly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DirkGntly)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/74 "2012-08-25T22:17:56Z")
I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of bubblegum. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/75 "2012-08-25T22:26:21Z")
“From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fuckin’ boat.” ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/76 "2012-08-25T23:40:53Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > ‘Dying ain’t much of a living, boy.’ My favorite, Clint Eastwood rolled up in one sentence. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/77 "2012-08-26T01:24:52Z")
> [@Krokodil](#): > > “It’s really not that great a restaurant. Plus, the maitre d’ had this really disgusting cold sore.” I googled this and got nothin’. What’s this from? ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/78 "2012-08-26T01:26:26Z")
I aim to misbehave. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a87d85/32.png) [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/79 "2012-08-26T02:38:34Z")
“He’ll regret it to his dying day…if ever he lives that long.” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/80 "2012-08-26T02:43:26Z")
> [@phxjcc](#): > > “Carol the waitress, Simon the fag.” “Think white and get serious”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382.md?page=5)