# Great movie one-liners **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 23, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382 "2012-08-23T14:58:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Patch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Patch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patch)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/81 "2012-08-26T03:04:21Z")
[John Wayne: “That’s the stuff that dreams are made of.”](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066831/) Right before Richard Boone opens the trunk and finds not $1,000,000, but cut up newspaper, and realizes the ransom drop just got a lot more complicated as Wayne levels a shotgun at him. Damn, I love that film. ---
**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/82 "2012-08-26T04:27:19Z")
“This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” / I love this thread SO MUCH! ---
**Author:** ![DummyGladHands](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/49beb7/32.png) [@DummyGladHands](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DummyGladHands)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/83 "2012-08-26T04:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > “As you wish.” > > No single movie line has achieved anything like the vast swath of female swoonage that this one has. Have to say, I think “You complete me” trumps that one. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/84 "2012-08-26T05:42:10Z")
“Yeah… and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot.” “Baby, you got _ **real** _ ugly.” “Hail to the King, baby.” ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/85 "2012-08-26T06:16:50Z")
Leopold! Leopold! Leopold. . . . ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/86 "2012-08-26T07:32:20Z")
> [@Wargamer](#): > > I aim to misbehave. Shiny. Let’s be bad guys. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/87 "2012-08-26T07:35:48Z")
‘Yes, well, this is a nocturne; you know, Frederic Fuckin’ Chopin.’ ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/88 "2012-08-26T08:53:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > “From what I hear, you couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a fuckin’ boat.” I’ve no idea what movie this line is from, but it made me giggle. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/89 "2012-08-26T09:08:47Z")
“Puny god.” ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/90 "2012-08-26T09:42:30Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > I’ve no idea what movie this line is from, but it made me giggle. Bull Duram, great line in a great scene ‘Ball four’ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/91 "2012-08-26T10:01:42Z")
Did you see the size of that chicken!? ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/92 "2012-08-26T13:56:25Z")
Juuust a little outside. I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Tara57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@Tara57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tara57)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/93 "2012-08-26T14:20:43Z")
"Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/94 "2012-08-27T15:39:17Z")
> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” “He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father… this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.” ---
**Author:** ![sevenwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@sevenwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sevenwood)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/95 "2012-08-27T16:15:02Z")
I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Those fargin’ iceholes! This is fargin’ war! ---
**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/96 "2012-08-27T16:19:05Z")
> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#): > > “This could very well be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. Perhaps we should shoot him.” > [@tdn](#): > > “He said I looked like his mother. He hates his mother. So, if I look like his mother and you look like his father… this is what our son would look like. Pretty strong argument for birth control.” Let me get this straight. I’m being _marked down_?!?..[whiny]I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/97 "2012-08-27T16:28:27Z")
“Thirty inches of thigh slappin’, blood pumpin’, nuclear brain damage!!!” That movie is one long quote. ---
**Author:** ![DCnDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dcndc/32/2842_2.png) [@DCnDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DCnDC)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/98 "2012-08-27T16:38:36Z")
“Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.” ---
**Author:** ![Sister\_Vigilante](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/99 "2012-08-27T18:18:42Z")
Is there air?! _You don’t know!_ ---
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2012, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-one-liners/632382/100 "2012-08-27T18:50:03Z")
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