# Great Movie Tag Lines

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**Created:** [July 20, 2006, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323 "2006-07-20T13:09:42Z")\
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You don’t seem to get the same standard of catchy movie tag lines any more. Some of my favourites:

“She Was Marked With The Curse Of Those Who Slink And Court And Kill By Night!” **Cat People**  
“The story of a man who was too proud to run.” **High Noon \*\*  
“Don’t go in the water.” Jaws  
“They’ll never get caught. They’re on a mission from God.” The Blues Brothers  
“He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home.” \*\* E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial**  
“They’re young…they’re in love…and they kill people.” \*\*Bonnie and Clyde \*\*  
“A man went looking for America and couldn’t find it anywhere!” **Easy Rider**  
“In 1959 a lot of people were killing time. Kit and Holly were killing people.” **Badlands**  
“Does for rock and roll what “The Sound of Music” did for hills.” **This is Spinal Tap**  
“One Man’s Struggle To Take It Easy.” \*\*Ferris Bueller’s Day Off \*\*  
“Houston, we have a problem” \*\*Apollo 13 \*\*

but for mine the all time winner:

“They Had Absolutely Nothing. But They Were Willing To Risk It All.” **The Commitments**

Any you recall?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/2 "2006-07-20T13:14:11Z")

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“Sets the Cinema Back 800 Years” – **Monty Python and the Holy Grail**

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/3 "2006-07-20T13:48:26Z")

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“In space no one can hear you scream.” The movie sucked rocks, but the tagline was brilliant.

“Gable’s back and Garson’s got him.” – Just great, even if the movie ( **Adventure** ) was mediocre.

“The Birds is coming.” – Another classic. Memoriable – and grammatically correct.

“No One … BUT NO ONE … Will Be Admitted To The Theatre After The Start Of Each Performance” – Hitchcock was a great marketer; this was essential for **Psycho** to avoid giving away the surprise, but probably worked very well.

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/4 "2006-07-20T13:51:44Z")

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“Trapped In Time. Surrounded By Evil. Low On Gas.” – _Army of Darkness_.

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/5 "2006-07-20T16:37:44Z")

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“T2” “This Time He’s Back For Good”  
Establishes the tie to the original (I’ll be back) and tells us vaguely that he’s a good guy in the one.

Mamet’s “Spartan” “She’s missing.” Freaking brillant because it tells you everything and nothing at all.

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/6 "2006-07-20T17:43:19Z")

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[QUOTE=RealityChuck]  
“In space no one can hear you scream.” The movie sucked rocks, but the tagline was brilliant.  
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I agree that this is probably the best tagline ever, and I didsagree that the movie sucked rocks.

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/7 "2006-07-20T18:51:14Z")

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_The Madness of King George_ - His Majesty was all powerful and all knowing. But he wasn’t quite all there.

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/8 "2006-07-20T19:11:46Z")

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_Terminator 2: Judgment Day_. “It’s nothing personal” (over a picture of the leather-clad, well-armed Ah-nuld on a motorcycle, staring impassively at the camera).

Was it _Poltergeist_ that had “Be afraid. Be very afraid”? It was so good, it quickly became a cliche.

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/9 "2006-07-20T20:05:39Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Was it _Poltergeist_ that had “Be afraid. Be very afraid”? It was so good, it quickly became a cliche.  
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I believe that was _The Fly_.  
Just Because They Serve You… Doesn’t Mean They Like You. - _Clerks_

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/10 "2006-07-20T20:29:05Z")

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[QUOTE=CalMeacham]  
“Sets the Cinema Back 800 Years” – **Monty Python and the Holy Grail**  
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I’m fond of one of the other taglines used for this film: “Makes _Ben-Hur_ Look Like An Epic!”

“You will believe a man can fly”- **Superman**

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/11 "2006-07-20T21:13:01Z")

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“You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll hurl.” (_Wayne’s World_)

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/12 "2006-07-20T21:28:18Z")

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“History’s about to be rewritten by two guys who can’t even spell.” – **Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure**

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/13 "2006-07-20T22:04:52Z")

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“On the air. Unaware.” - The Truman Show.  
“Check in. Relax. Take a Shower.” - Psycho remake (possible the best one ever, though the remake sucked)

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2006, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/14 "2006-07-20T23:58:19Z")

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**Predator II** : “He’s in town with a few days to kill.” Mediocre sequel, brilliant tagline.

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/15 "2006-07-21T00:47:30Z")

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Brand new one:  
“Everything is not going to be okay.” **A Scanner Darkly**

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/16 "2006-07-21T00:50:09Z")

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“Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water” was pretty evocative for _Jaws 2_

The one I really liked, though, was: _Jaws 3_ “People, 0”

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/17 "2006-07-21T01:34:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Kizarvexius]  
_The Madness of King George_ - His Majesty was all powerful and all knowing. But he wasn’t quite all there.  
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Reminds me of someone who said "The Madness of King George III? - I’m not going to see it, I havn’t see I or II so I won’t understand the plot…

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/18 "2006-07-21T06:10:27Z")

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“If adventure has a name… it must be Indiana Jones.” - _Temple of Doom_, I believe  
“65 million years in the making.” - _Jurassic Park_  
“Does for rock n’ roll what The Sound of Music did for hills.” - _This is Spinal Tap_  
“Sometimes you go halfway around the world to come full circle.” - _Lost in Translation_

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/19 "2006-07-21T07:23:38Z")

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[QUOTE=RealityChuck]  
“In space no one can hear you scream.” The movie sucked rocks, but the tagline was brilliant.

“…unless it’s the battle-cry of the United States Marines!” 😃

Sorry, that’s what comes to mind when I hear the first part of that quote. 🙂

“Can’t Stop The Signal” – **Serenity**

“A Long Time Ago In A Galaxy Far, Far Away…” – **Star Wars**

“To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before” – **Star Trek** (OK, so this one isn’t strictly a tagline for a movie…)

“One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them” – **Lord of the Rings**

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**Post date:** [July 21, 2006, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-movie-tag-lines/365323/20 "2006-07-21T10:28:58Z")

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Six men, full moon, no hope- **Dog Soldiers**

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