# Great One-Liners

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-one-liners/11617>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 26, 1999, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-one-liners/11617 "1999-11-26T16:26:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Diamond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e79b87/32.png) [@Diamond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diamond)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 1999, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-one-liners/11617/41 "1999-12-01T17:11:00Z")

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Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to squeeze the trigger of a decent sniper rifle!

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-one-liners/11617/42 "1999-12-02T06:21:00Z")

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Some background:

We have a rock radio station down here (KLOL) that has had a morning show with the same two guys for about the last twenty years.

The same age as their material.

KLOL’s tag line recently has been (with a sexy female voice)admit it. You listen.

A competitive radio station recently aired an ad that goes:

Would you like to go to bed with two 70 year old men? Then why the \< censored \> would ya wanna wake _up_ with them?

\< sexy female voice \> Admit it. KLOL sucks.

I almost crashed my car, I was laughing so hard.

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Aibohphobia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e99b99/32.png) [@Aibohphobia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aibohphobia)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-one-liners/11617/43 "1999-12-02T02:32:00Z")

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Here’s my motto:

_If, at first, you don’t succeed, redefine success._

I know it’s cheesy, but _I_ like it.

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_Jessica_

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 1999, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-one-liners/11617/44 "1999-12-02T05:19:00Z")

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On a T-shirt: “Feminist chicks dig me.”

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Mr. K’s Link of the Month:

[The Enchanted World of Rankin-Bass](http://www.rankinbass.com/)

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