# great phrases or words on t-shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397 "2001-11-26T23:59:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/41 "2001-11-27T10:00:43Z")
‘Dead Girls Never Say No’ - I saw this one at [rottencotton.com](http://rottencotton.com) and I really want it, but I doubt my wife would let me wear it out of the house. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/42 "2001-11-27T10:04:51Z")
Great spirits have always meet with violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/43 "2001-11-27T13:34:09Z")
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. T-shirt with two strategically placed King Tut’s death masks on it, which says “Keep your hands off my tuts.” Also a T-shirt with the “Charlie’s Angels” logo on it, with photos of Susan Atkins, Patricia K. and Leslie Van Houton on it (Charlie Manson’s Angels). ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/44 "2001-11-27T15:15:51Z")
A shirt for the Balboa Duck & Gun Club, with a picture of a pissed-off duck holding a shotgun. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/45 "2001-11-27T15:34:49Z")
One of my favorites belongs to a friend of mine: _You’re just jealous because the voices talk to me!_ One that my husband got for me has lettering like a ransom note: _Hand over all the chocolate and no one gets hurt_ ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/46 "2001-11-27T15:40:49Z")
There’s one I have, got it in D.C., says “You don’t know me. Fereral witness protection program.” hehe, i love that shirt. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/47 "2001-11-27T16:17:39Z")
The t-shirt I wore to work on my last day before I was laid off said: Shut Up and Fish. ---
**Author:** ![cblackhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecc23a/32.png) [@cblackhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cblackhand)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/48 "2001-11-27T16:18:04Z")
My favorite was custom made by a friend of mine as a gift for another friend. He took a white t-shirt and airbrushed in red and black on the front an arrow pointing up and the phrase, “I’m on stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/49 "2001-11-27T16:30:55Z")
This on belongs to my bf: **A** lcohol **T** obacco **F** irearms [sub]Who’s bringing the chips?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/50 "2001-11-27T18:04:20Z")
I like this one: **Rehab is for quitters** ---
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/51 "2001-11-27T18:18:37Z")
I’ve said this before but I like it so much… “If I wanted your opinion, I’d take my d\*ck out of your mouth” I have one that says Carton of eggs…$3 Ski Mask…$15 Tickets to a Brittany concert…$53 Egging the crap out of America’s pop princess…Priceless I know of some other offensive ones, but I don’t think anyone would think they’re funny except me. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/52 "2001-11-27T18:38:08Z")
“FCK. The only thing missing is U” “AIDS didn’t originate in Africa, FU\*K what you heard.” (Though this one was funny in a “:rolleyes:” sort of way.) ---
**Author:** ![samboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@samboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samboy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/53 "2001-11-27T23:17:32Z")
My friend got sent home in year 6 for wearing this T: \*\* “PHUCK! IT’S THE PHANTOM” \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/54 "2001-11-27T23:19:20Z")
I saw that shirt that says, “Your village called, their idiot is missing.” I forgot about it. I think I saw it on, [http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/](http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/) They have a lot of good t-shirts there. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/55 "2001-11-27T23:31:46Z")
I own a T that reads : **Out of Work Porn Star** I wore it to work once and was asked politely not to do so ever again. Sigh. Still looking for a gig though ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/56 "2001-11-27T23:44:42Z")
I saw a dog shirt once at a pet store. It had picture of an Ace of Spades on it, and then underneath that it said: “(Get it?)” I almost bought it, but they didn’t have it in Scottish Terrier size. That and my dog is a boy. Oh well ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/57 "2001-11-28T01:36:18Z")
. Embroideried rather small on the left breast Phqu2 . The Gene pool could use some clorine. ---
**Author:** ![Tenebras](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/977dab/32.png) [@Tenebras](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenebras)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/58 "2001-11-28T01:54:01Z")
Ok, these are from the sub set of running T-Shirts… “Distance runners keep it up longer.” “Run like you stole something.” (My favorite…) Er… those are the only two I can seem to think of right now. Oops. I had more. Really… Tenebras ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/59 "2001-11-28T02:12:25Z")
In _Teenwolf,_ Michael J’s buddy wears a t-shirt that says “What are you looking at dicknose?” I’ve never heard “dicknose” before or since. Also, one can find lots of highly exclusive geek stuff at [ThinkGeek](http://www.thinkgeek.com): here are a few: \*Will Work for Bandwidth #!/usr/bin/girl rm -rf/bin/laden Go away or I’ll replace you with a very small shell script. My computer is bigger, better and faster than yours.\* A popular one among students here is “You’re just jealous cos the little voices are talking to me.” I can never afford them though: you’re talking £10 minimum for a smartalec t-shirt these days. I found one in a charity shop that said “Sold Out”, though. I bought it, because I have. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2001, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/60 "2001-11-28T02:55:22Z")
**Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Porn** I bought that for an old friend a few years ago. Her boyfriend was named Brian, but everyone called him Porn for some reason. It was really funny for those of us who knew them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397.md?page=4)