# great phrases or words on t-shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 26, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397 "2001-11-26T23:59:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/81 "2001-11-30T02:43:35Z")
Across the chest on a female: “Five cougars thanks” Now for the explanation. There is an ad on TV at the moment, this guy is waiting in a line. He mutter to himself something like “3 rum & cokes, a shot of vodka and a beer…3 rum & cokes, a shot of vodka and a beer”. He gets to the front of the queue and the barmaid is wearing a tight, low cut tee that says Cougars. He proceeds to order “Five cougars thanks”. ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/82 "2001-11-30T20:51:47Z")
I wish I had a t-shirt that says front: Make 7 back: Up Yours I might get in troble for wearing it though. P.S. Congrats, geargirl, on making your 1st post on my thread. ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/83 "2001-12-01T00:00:21Z")
Worn by a frat boy: Support Organ Donation! I’ve got one you can borrow for a while. ---
**Author:** ![octothorpe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b77776/32.png) [@octothorpe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octothorpe)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/84 "2001-12-01T22:23:05Z")
A friend of mine just gave me a shirt that says: “PETA” - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals # ---
**Author:** ![Adil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@Adil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Adil)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/85 "2001-12-01T23:18:23Z")
I used to be uncertain, but now I’m not so sure. ---
**Author:** ![rsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@rsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsa)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/86 "2001-12-02T00:03:03Z")
Here in Dallas, the British pub **The Londoner** has t-shirts with this… > [@](#): > > It will be long, it will be hard, there will be no withdrawal. > > - Winston Churchill For any Dallas dopers out there, The Londoner is having a disco party tonight. Instant dopefest. ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/87 "2001-12-02T03:29:06Z")
Okay, I might have seen this somewhere, but I think I made it up 🙂 A yellow tshirt with “Oh hungry?” across the chest, then an arrow pointing down and vertical letters saying “Oh Henry!” ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/88 "2001-12-02T03:32:43Z")
Kind of like this: ```auto Oh hungry? | O h H e n r y ! | V ``` ---
**Author:** ![Balduran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cc9497/32.png) [@Balduran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balduran)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2001, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/89 "2001-12-02T04:01:26Z")
I bought one for my brother that had two insects on the front. An arrow pointed to the smaller one and a caption said **the lesser of two weevils**. My favourite is one a local pita place sells. On the back of the shirt it says **this is the back of my shirt**. ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2001, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/90 "2001-12-04T21:21:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ozonebaby \* > \*\*3 of my favorite t-shirts say: > > 1. Everyone is out to get me because I’m paranoid. > > 2. 5 out of 4 people have a problem with fractions. > > 3. I hear voices in my head and they don’t like you. > > Any other humorous ones you would like to share? \*\* Those are **MY** shirts! You wouldn’t even know about them if it wasn’t for me! I have 1,2, and will be getting 3. ---
**Author:** ![ozonebaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/eb8c5e/32.png) [@ozonebaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ozonebaby)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397/91 "2001-12-05T21:48:42Z")
Copycat, 3 is MINE!!! I FOUND IT AND IT’S ACTUALLY TRUE FOR ME SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT AND SHOVE IT for the rest of this thread, email me and ask me to forward it to you. I need a t-shirt that says, What supermodels say when passing each other on the runway: I just ate a pea, I feel like I weigh 10,000 lbs! Help, help, I’m lost and I don’t know where I’m going! I know, I know those are from Who’s Line Is It Anyway but I like them. I also need a t-shirt that says what my sig says: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-phrases-or-words-on-t-shirts/95397.md?page=4)