# great quotes with speech impediments **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088 "2002-03-31T18:53:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/1 "2002-03-31T18:53:43Z")
won wing to wule them awl won wing to find them won wing to bwing them all and in the darkneth bind them does it sound as good as without the speech impediment? anyone got more quotes that wouldn’t? sorry if this is lame and crap but it is in MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/2 "2002-03-31T23:04:34Z")
“Axis of Ewil.” ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/3 "2002-03-31T23:23:40Z")
Wouldn’t that be “Axith of Ewil”? ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/4 "2002-04-01T01:10:59Z")
Iz that yuur minky? ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/5 "2002-04-01T02:39:30Z")
D-d-do you f-f-feel luc-k-ky, p-p-punk? ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/6 "2002-04-01T02:47:59Z")
“We have nothing to f-f-f-f-f-fear, but f-f-f-f-f-fear itself.” ---
**Author:** ![grga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/eb9ed0/32.png) [@grga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grga)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/7 "2011-03-17T08:50:56Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > won wing to wule them awl > won wing to find them > won wing to bwing them all > and in the darkneth bind them > > does it sound as good as without the speech impediment? > > anyone got more > [quotes about life] > ([http://quotesaboutlifeandhappiness.blogspot.com/](http://quotesaboutlifeandhappiness.blogspot.com/)) that wouldn’t? > sorry if this is lame and crap but it is in MPSIMS. Webel Webel you’ve town youw dwess Webel Webel yo’ face is a mess Webel Webel how could they know Hot twamp I love you so Memorable Quotes from Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) Jar-Jar Binks: Ooh moi moi I love you! Qui-Gon Jinn: You almost got us killed! Are you brainless? Jar-Jar Binks: I speck! Qui-Gon Jinn: The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. Now get out of here. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/8 "2011-03-17T10:10:43Z")
guvwernmunt of the p-p-people. . . by by by by the p-p-people. . . for the the the p-p-people. . . shall not p-p-p-p-perwish from the worth ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/9 "2011-03-17T15:58:07Z")
We shaw not fwag or faiw. We shaw go on to the end. We shaw fight in Fwance, we shaw fight on the seas and the oceans, we shaw fight with gwowing confidence and gwowing stwength in the aiw, we shaw defend ouw iwand, whatevew the cost may be. We shaw fight on the beaches, we shaw fight on the wanding gwounds, we shaw fight in the fiewds and in the stweets, we shaw fight in the hiws; we shaw nevew suwendew. ---
**Author:** ![dhkendall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9adbd/32.png) [@dhkendall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dhkendall)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/10 "2011-03-17T17:22:24Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > won wing to wule them awl > won wing to find them > won wing to bwing them all > and in the darkneth bind them > > does it sound as good as without the speech impediment? > > anyone got more quotes that wouldn’t? > sorry if this is lame and crap but it is in MPSIMS. This is why Barry Kripke (sorry, Bawwy Kwipke) on Big Bang Theory has the impediment, it gets laughs. (I think the biggest laugh about his character is that no one even mentions his impediment! (Maybe they don’t want to get beaten up, but they don’t even do it when he’s not in earshot!)) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/11 "2011-03-17T17:39:47Z")
Almost any William F Buckley, Jr quote would work. But this thread gave me a flashback to when the church I was in tried to switch to English from Slovak. At the end of Mass Father Ted stood there, hands spread proudly and said “De Lord Bewitch you!” and right then his nose sort of twitched. Most of us under the age of 18 (and some over) just flat-out started laughing. We went back to Slovak the next week. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/12 "2011-03-18T08:11:23Z")
Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together. Today. Marriage, that blessed arrangement, that dream within a dream. And love, true love, will follow you forever. So treasure your love. Have you the ring? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2011, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/13 "2011-03-18T15:50:17Z")
**I have a dweam!** ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2011, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/14 "2011-03-19T10:29:12Z")
Fwens, Wohmuns, cuntweemen, lend me yoouh eeuhs; I cum to bewee Theether, not to pwaythe him. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/15 "2011-03-20T19:53:52Z")
So, your father was a Roman, was he? ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/16 "2011-03-20T20:08:33Z")
Wewease Wodney! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/17 "2011-03-20T20:12:33Z")
Be very, very quiet. I’m hunting rabbits. ---
**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/18 "2011-03-20T20:48:36Z")
Braaaaaaiinttthhhh… ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/19 "2011-03-20T21:01:10Z")
“Nnnn—never, never, nnnnn—ever -----------------never g----ive up. \” – Winston Churchill ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088/20 "2011-03-20T21:02:09Z")
A number of my own old threads have been resurrected in the past few months. This is odd. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-quotes-with-speech-impediments/101088.md?page=2)