# GREAT SEX IN A BOTTLE !!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 23, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343 "2001-09-23T15:24:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343/41 "2001-09-25T05:15:29Z")

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## [QUOTE]

Originally posted by Eutychus55  
I had great sex in a bottle once.

Had a hell of a time getting my penis back out though.

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next time…try using something other than an airline liquor bottle…  
An airline liquor bottle? I thought he got it stuck because it was huge. All the male moderators have huge penises, don’t they? Isn’t that in the job specs or something?

[sub]that’s what they keep saying, anyway…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343/42 "2001-09-25T06:11:56Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by jr8 \*  
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> “Try new _Jizm_[sup]tm[/sup] – the soda with **spunk**!” \*\*

Try it? Well, ok. I’ll put it in my mouth. But I won’t swallow!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2001, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343/43 "2001-09-25T08:50:16Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by betenoir \*  
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> \*Originally posted by jr8 \*  
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> > “Try new _Jizm_[sup]tm[/sup] – the soda with **spunk**!” \*\*
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> Try it? Well, ok. I’ll put it in my mouth. But I won’t swallow! \*\*

Oh, _c’moooon…_. Just this one time. Please? Do it for me?

😃

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**Author:** ![Jekeira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc29f/32.png) [@Jekeira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jekeira)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343/44 "2001-09-26T02:07:43Z")

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An ad in my local newspaper:

"Women of the World …  
It’s your turn now!!

Are you looking for a Natural way to enhance intimacy and sexual pleasure for you and your partner? Did you know there is a new product designed specifically for you by a well known OB-GYN? This all-natural solution produces Intense positive results with no side effects! Women across the country are loving it and your partner will agree! For more info on how to purchase or become a distributor, call …"  
I like the way they made the vague aphrodisiacal claims more sleazy by combining 'em with an Amway-style marketing scheme.

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**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343/45 "2001-09-27T00:04:52Z")

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Fenris, it’s time to change your signature to:

"I have exactly 3 neurons that I use for breathing, eating and deficating. The rest is devoted to sex. "

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**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-sex-in-a-bottle/83343/46 "2001-09-27T02:33:13Z")

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**Ladyfoxfire** , oops! I got the Hot Liquid Fuck[sup]TM[/sup] from **Jarbabyj’s** thread. I thought I had included the link. Sorry about that. ☹

But thanks! 🙂

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