# Great songs with not so great lyrics

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [January 30, 2025, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-songs-with-not-so-great-lyrics/1013630 "2025-01-30T17:36:44Z")\
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> [@blondebear](#):
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> It was called [Lifehouse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifehouse_(rock_opera)). The concept was brought somewhat more into focus recently with the Special Deluxe Edition package of Who’s Next.

I’m not sure if it’s still in print, but in 2000 Townshend put out a Lifehouse box set which included the demos, some re-recordings and live performances and “new” music, and a radio play adaptation that he wrote for the BBC. It wasn’t domestically available when it came out and I had to mail the equivalent of £45 cash to a friend in the UK so they could order a copy and then ship it to me.

He also had a website around 2007 or so where you could upload your vital statistics and download a synthesizer track based on them, which is the same way he composed the synth track on Baba O’Reilly (using Meher Baba’s data). Mine is still on my hard drive somewhere.

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If I were Meher Baba (on whatever spiritual plane he may reside), I’d be rolling my eyes at the lyrics for “Baba O’ Reilly” _and_ “Let My love Open the Door”. Both great tunes in their respective styles, but the lyrics are particularly insipid for something written in devotion to a guru.

“I’ll give you a four leaf clover  
Take all worry out of your mind”

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_Letterkenny_ has some great music to accompany the fight scenes. My favorite such scene is in the Buck and Doe episode. The song is The Hunches’ _[Your Sick Blooms](https://youtu.be/O_QmqawgklA)_.

At least the feel of the song is great. I can’t find the lyrics online and they are hard to make out. But from the bits I can discern … these are not nice lyrics.

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> [@Lucas\_Jackson](#):
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> > [@A Horse with No Name](#):
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> > 'Cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain
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> Awful.

What’s weird is that it can so easily be cleaned up and keep the colloquial double negatives without screwing up the meter: “'cause there ain’t no one who can give you no pain.” Like, I don’t mind those double negatives – I grew up with them. But “for to give you”? Ugh. I don’t think that’s dialect anywhere.

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> [@Tin Man](#):
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> And cause never was the reason for the evening,  
> Or the tropic of Sir Galahad

My kid was listening to some meaningless hippie jam band noodling, and I had an epiphany: “I figured out what genre this music is! ‘We were high as fuck when we wrote this, and we’re counting on you being high as fuck when you listen to it’!”

[note on my parenting: I learned all the good words from my kids]

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John Lennon, Imagine. One of the most beloved songs of the 20th century. And yet…

He has a great structure going: 3 verses, 3 things that divide humanity: 1, Religion; 2, Countries; 3 Possessions.

Except: verse 2 "Imagine there’s no countries, it’s easy if you do, nothing to kill or die for _and no religion too"_

Really, John? You couldn’t think of another line to end your Countries verse? Religion already had theirs.

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Michael Jackson’s “Smooth Criminal” absolutely rocks but it has awful lyrics and is an awful topic.

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To be fair, Lennon grew up in a country with a state religion. And the CoE likes to throw its weight around.

While countries like Ireland and Italy share a primary religion, the government-like control of the Roman Catholic Church in the affairs of the society cause a lot of problems. France has struggled for a long time to keep the Roman Catholic Church our of politics and … they’re still working on it.

We’ve seen a lot of effects of church interference in politics in the US, esp. recently.

Most churches just can’t stop trying to control governments.

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> Most KISS songs, I would say.

I know it’s fun to put down KISS, but in their early years, they were a perfectly fine form of that early glam rock period. Yeah, they aren’t know for their lyrics, but were their peers? I love these bands but listen to the lyrics from T Rex and New York Dolls. Bowie would be the exception, but glam wasn’t known for their stellar lyric writing. I still love them.

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> [@ftg](#):
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> To be fair, Lennon grew up in a country with a state religion. And the CoE likes to throw its weight around.

Sure, that’s fair; no problem with Religion getting a verse. But stay in your lane, religion. Verse 2 is for Countries.

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Maybe. Or instead maybe the intended rhetorical effect is sort of like:

> I’d like a pony.  
> No wait; I’d like a pony and a trip to Disneyland.  
> No, wait wait; I’d like a pony, and a trip to Disneyland, _and_ a great big ice cream cone!  
> And don’t forget the pony.

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> lyrics from T Rex

&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_You dance_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_With your lizard leather boots on_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_And pull the strings that change_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_The faces of men_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_You diamond proud hag_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_You’re a gutter gaunt gangster_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_John Lennon knows your name_  
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;_And I’ve seen his_

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I’m not saying they are all bad/absurd, but they have quite a bit.

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> [@fachverwirrt](#):
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> I have no idea WTF an abandoned hurricane is

“Abandoned” can have two meanings - deserted/left, or uninhibited/unrestrained. The second sense works for a hurricane.

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A tad obscure, but it is one of their better songs.

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> > [@fachverwirrt](#):
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> > I have no idea WTF an abandoned hurricane is
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> “Abandoned” can have two meanings - deserted/left, or uninhibited/unrestrained. The second sense works for a hurricane.

Attorneys of a certain vintage might say a criminal acted with an “abandoned and malignant heart.”

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> [@Chad\_Sudan](#):
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> Let’s also pay tribute to Cheap Trick’s signature song, “Surrender.” The lyrics (which rarely even rhyme) sound like a monologue from someone going senile:

Love Cheap Trick, especially their (very underrated, IMO) debut album. But there is a song on that album that has the creepiest lyrics I’ve ever heard. The song is called _Daddy Should Have Stayed in High School_. Ugh.

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> [@Chad\_Sudan](#):
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> But mommy isn’t one of those

On the Live at Bukokan album, it’s worse. he sings “mommy’s _neither_ one of those”. Neither one of what?

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> I know it’s fun to put down KISS, but in their early years, they were a perfectly fine form of that early glam rock period. Yeah, they aren’t know for their lyrics…

One of my absolute favorite lines in any rock song is from _Lick It Up_. High brow it’s not, but “You gotta live like you’re on vacation” are words to live by.  
(for me, anyway 🙃)

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> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#):
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> > [@MrDibble](#):
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> > > [@fachverwirrt](#):
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> > > I have no idea WTF an abandoned hurricane is
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> > “Abandoned” can have two meanings - deserted/left, or uninhibited/unrestrained. The second sense works for a hurricane.
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> Attorneys of a certain vintage might say a criminal acted with an “abandoned and malignant heart.”

Even today we speak of doing something with wild abandon.

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