# Great stuff \[regarding the Washington Post and the Mueller investigation\]

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 29, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280 "2018-11-29T17:20:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/41 "2018-11-29T23:21:41Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> The OP is a fucking incoherent idiot and can fuck right off, the fucker.

> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> I see this a lot. …

I’ll bet you do.

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/42 "2018-11-29T23:34:05Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Stewardess! I speak moron!

I was going to post that exact same Airplane quote (well, slight modification to match the OP), but it was not yet in the Pit! Bravo! 😃

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**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/43 "2018-11-29T23:52:38Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> If you do understand what someone is saying and only a few others also understand, maybe you should be a pal and pass the peyote around so the rest of us can get in the appropriate state of mind to receive the cosmic wisdom being imparted.

I’ll take a stab at it.

From the OP

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> Guiliani basically did to these bueraucratic jerks in the special counsel office what they/fbi/doj/cia did to trump during 2016/2017. They sent an informant in and extracted information. This is now called LEVERAGE and the silent coup folks knows this.

So, OP is saying that the recent revelation that Manafort had been lying to the Mueller team, in contravention of his plea deal, is just the mainstream media’s clumsy reaction to the brilliant Rudy Giuliani’s master plan to put a mole inside the Mueller team (payback for when the FBI had put a mole - Papapadapoulus, if I recall correctly - into the campaign). Which resulted in all sorts of…what was it…“leverage” over the investigation.

This, of course, being exactly what one does when one is totally not guilty of anything and when the investigation is a witch hunt and there is no evidence of any possible criminal behavior so there’s no reason for anybody to pay any attention to any of it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/44 "2018-11-30T00:15:57Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> “I used to be a moron. I still am, but I used to be, too.”

I thought this was the best of the thread, but…

> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Stewardess! I speak moron!

I actually did LOL at this. Nice job!

> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> I see this a lot. A bunch of comprehending posters react negatively toward a right-winger. They clearly understand what he is saying and react as you would expect. All good.

You can’t possibly be serious with this. The OP was a bunch of mindless drivel.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/45 "2018-11-30T00:52:26Z")

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Dude are you unfamiliar with WF’s posting? Like calls to like.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/46 "2018-11-30T01:09:18Z")

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> [@Kamino\_Neko](#):
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> Dude are you unfamiliar with WF’s posting? Like calls to like.

I’m familiar. Still fun to point out nonsense.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/47 "2018-11-30T01:14:09Z")

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Milhouse: “OK, here’s what we’ve got. The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Saucer People, under the supervision of the Reverse Vampires, are **[insert OP here].** We’re through the looking glass, people.”

Get back to me when the Mole Men get involved.

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/48 "2018-11-30T01:30:07Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> You can’t possibly be serious with this. The OP was a bunch of mindless drivel.

Honestly though is it any less comprehensible than what our president says most of the time? This is what you get when you hard-wire a connection between the hippocampus and the vocal cords, bypassing the cerebral cortex.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/49 "2018-11-30T01:53:29Z")

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Once again, I can’t \*buy \* entertainment like this in the real world. I mean, to have a willfully ignorant provocateur audition to be Baghdad Bob, and THEN another one comes along and claims the only reason everyone thinks the OP was incomprehensible and truth-twisting is that those with critical faculties here are… _[gasp]_ liberals! Of course!  
Ok, I’m headed to the bar to watch the Saints/Cowboys game, and I can’t wait to tell my friends there about “Guiliani played Mueller like a fool”… hope no one squirts beer out their nose.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/50 "2018-11-30T02:04:47Z")

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Manafort is record clean. An the ocean is smaller than Cocaine Mitch when he flows.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/51 "2018-11-30T02:09:46Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Ok, I’m headed to the bar to watch the Saints/Cowboys game, and I can’t wait to tell my friends there about “Guiliani played Mueller like a fool”… hope no one squirts beer out their nose.

If they laugh just get angry and say ‘truth isn’t truth’. That’ll shut them up.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/52 "2018-11-30T02:17:55Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> I see this a lot. A bunch of comprehending posters react negatively toward a right-winger. They clearly understand what he is saying and react as you would expect. All good.
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> Then a few of the really dumb ones come by and say that the person is incoherent. They usually have the angriest responses as well. If you don’t understand what someone is saying and everyone else does understand, you should be humbled by your stupidity. You shouldn’t simply react more angrily than the comprehending people have reacted. This is an ape-like impetus and you should exercise the self-control of a homo sapien if you are capable.

I assume that you are just worried that the OP is going to beat you out for Incoherent Right-Wing Idiot of the month. But don’t be concerned, your number has been retired after so many consecutive months on top.

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/53 "2018-11-30T02:45:11Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> I assume that you are just worried that the OP is going to beat you out for Incoherent Right-Wing Idiot of the month. But don’t be concerned, your number has been retired after so many consecutive months on top.

I assume you are as goofy and awkward in real life as you are when trying to flame me on SDMB.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/54 "2018-11-30T02:52:27Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> I was going to post that exact same Airplane quote (well, slight modification to match the OP), but it was not yet in the Pit! Bravo! 😃
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> > [@Ludovic](#):
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> > Stewardess! I speak moron!

I think I’d’ve gone with “Stewardess! I speak jive turkey”.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/55 "2018-11-30T03:01:44Z")

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> [@Treppenwitz](#):
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> In the meantime, the responses are lovely. A shout out to Snowboarder Bo. That is (and I’m being serious) a cracking command of the language. Fourteen words to say everything needed.
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> j

Thanks! I was going to keep it down to an even dozen, but I really liked the emphasis that the denouement made. 😃

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/56 "2018-11-30T03:41:53Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> I assume you are as goofy and awkward in real life as you are when trying to flame me on SDMB.

:D:D:D

B’rer Possum, being called goofy and awkward by you as devastating as being called homely by a hop-toad.

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**Author:** ![Chip\_Dundas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5a626/32.png) [@Chip\_Dundas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chip_Dundas)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/57 "2018-11-30T05:50:37Z")

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So his business was trying to build in Russia? This is all about perjury traps.

If they have something major, you will know because the stock market will drop a lot.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/58 "2018-11-30T05:56:37Z")

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Please explain the logic in that - 'cause I don’t get what you’re saying re: stock market drop

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/59 "2018-11-30T05:58:32Z")

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> [@Chip\_Dundas](#):
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> If they have something major, you will know because the stock market will drop a lot.

Interesting theory. Given that:

- As of last Tuesday, the Dow and the S&P had both lost all of the gains that they’d previously made in 2018
- More than 45% of the S&P stocks are down at least 20% from their highs in the past year

…is that enough to constitute “drop a lot”?

Source: [Stock market selloff erases 2018 gains for Dow and S&P 500.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2018/11/20/dow-selloff-erases-2018-gains/2064956002/)

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2018, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-stuff-regarding-the-washington-post-and-the-mueller-investigation/825280/60 "2018-11-30T06:04:39Z")

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Shit, if Trump get’s shit-canned I expect the markets to get a nice boost based alone upon the fact that the world will be more stable.

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