# Great T shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 27, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041 "2001-01-27T21:34:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AKAmame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aca169/32.png) [@AKAmame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AKAmame)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/21 "2001-01-28T12:07:47Z")
Wonder of wonders, some of the tshirts are the same! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19305](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=19305) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/22 "2001-01-28T12:39:56Z")
My parents wigged when I gave my sister a T-shirt that read: “I’m perfectly adjusted So please don’t fiddle with the knobs.” I was just trying to help… ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/23 "2001-01-28T15:42:10Z")
Penn of Penn & Teller had one made that reproduced the Burger King logo, except the words were “Burger Christ”. Always thought that was just the coolest. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/24 "2001-01-28T16:40:21Z")
It’s not really funny, but one of my favourite shirts says simply “[I \<3 Pie](http://members.home.net/cattywompus/images/ilovepie.jpg)”. (That picture was taken about six months ago when I was horribly drunk, so be nice and remember you’re just looking at the shirt!) Have a nice day. ---
**Author:** ![ramesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@ramesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ramesh)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/25 "2001-01-28T16:44:59Z")
one of the guys in JHU has this cool t-shirt he made himself… God said " Del.B=0; DelxE+do B/do t = 0, Del.D = rho; delXH-do D/do t =J" and there was light. [http://rd11.web.cern.ch/RD11/rkb/PH14pp/img446.gif](http://rd11.web.cern.ch/RD11/rkb/PH14pp/img446.gif) I found that really cool. If you are not a elec engg., you proabably think I am a nerd by now… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/26 "2001-01-28T16:58:06Z")
I used to have one that said YOUR NAME HERE across the chest. Pretty funny if you’ve seen all the ads for personalized items. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/27 "2001-01-28T17:06:40Z")
I have a t-shirt with an Apple Computer logo and a Windows logo… Underneath the Apple logo: This is your brain. Underneath the Windows logo…This is your brain on drugs…Any questions? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Call\_Me\_Tech-Mex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@Just\_Call\_Me\_Tech-Mex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Call_Me_Tech-Mex)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/28 "2001-01-28T17:39:43Z")
I had one of those tees that look like you’re wearing a black bowtie with shirt studs, vest and cummerbund. Put that under a jeans jacket and you can go anywhere 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/29 "2001-01-28T18:52:39Z")
I have one that says “you have been naughty go to my room” I have a friend that has one that says Team Satan 666, and one that has the little hello my name is sticker on it and it says hello my name is Satan. He wore that once when the Mormon elders came for a visit to see why they had gotten out of the church! Too funny! I was standing in our Gadzooks store staring up at the hooked on phonics tee-shirt and for the longest time just stared at it cause I couldn’t figure it out! Just as I was turning to walk away it struck me, and I busted out laughing in the middle of the store. ---
**Author:** ![Iguana\_Boy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@Iguana\_Boy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iguana_Boy)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/30 "2001-01-28T20:38:51Z")
“No, but I look like him” ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/31 "2001-01-28T20:53:50Z")
> [@](#): > > The best T-shirt I ever saw: > > Written on the back of the shirt – > “I’m with the bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up.” I was going to post this. I love it! > [@](#): > > A small witness protection program logo, then (in big letters) YOU DON’T KNOW ME. My husband has this one. It’s one of his favorites. I think it’s pretty cool too. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/32 "2001-01-28T22:08:24Z")
My high school’s cross country team one year had these shirts made up that said “If you can read this, then you’ve probably just been tripped, and are lying in the dirt.” ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/33 "2001-01-28T23:14:53Z")
For a long time my favorite was a Negativland t-shirt that said, “Copyright infringement is your best entertainment value.” I work for a publisher, and nobody ever commented, the dolts. ---
**Author:** ![warmgun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecccb3/32.png) [@warmgun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/warmgun)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/34 "2001-01-28T23:49:01Z")
I have 3: “Fuck you you fucking fuck” (Car reference) “Injection is nice, but I’d rather be blown”. By the way, this is great to read aloud (well, the “I’d rater be blown” part to your dinner guest, at the end of a fortune cookie 'fortune! Try it. Black T-shirt, orange letters, “This IS my fucking Halloween outfit!” ---
**Author:** ![Just\_A\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@Just\_A\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_A_Girl)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/35 "2001-01-29T00:28:37Z")
I have one from this oyster bar in Savannah, GA that says (on the back) Shuck me, Suck me, Eat me raw. ---
**Author:** ![Wytehawk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Wytehawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wytehawk)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/36 "2001-01-29T00:53:27Z")
I used to have one that had a picture of a very scared looking cat, with the words "Me, Paranoid!? (Who wants to know?) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/37 "2001-01-29T01:37:45Z")
“I’m having a a bad scalp day” Worn when I dont feel like wearing a hat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/38 "2001-01-29T02:24:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > “I’m with the bomb squad. If you see me running, try to keep up.” This one made me laugh out loud and now I want one. Another one I want is based on an old tv commercial about obeying automobile speed limits: “186,000/mps. It’s not just a good idea. It’s the law.” ---
**Author:** ![Stentor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d2c977/32.png) [@Stentor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stentor)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/39 "2001-01-29T03:47:44Z")
“Chaos! Panic! Disorder! My work here is done.” A big red letter “A” with “alpha male” written under it. A player on my school’s soccer team broke several bones his senior year and couldn’t play. The rest of the team made shirts that said “Let’s win this one for the gimp.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041/40 "2001-01-29T06:12:10Z")
My favorite t-shirt is one I wish I’d bought, and if I see it again, I will. It’s got a picture of a nail hammered halfway into a board and it’s thinking “I’d rather be a hammer.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-t-shirts/52041.md?page=3)