# Great Tirades

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tirades/32562>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 9, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tirades/32562 "2000-09-09T02:14:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Yue\_Han](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/eada6e/32.png) [@Yue\_Han](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yue_Han)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tirades/32562/21 "2000-09-11T03:04:34Z")

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"Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It’s a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart’s top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me… "

–Ash, pissed off at the primitives who threw him into a pit full of Undead. _Army of Darkness_

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