# Great TV Mysteries... Never solved

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 3, 2013, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996 "2013-06-03T02:51:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ken001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/61 "2013-06-04T15:03:18Z")

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Ok while we are on this subject - Game of Thrones.

There is a humongous Wall of ice in the north beyond which is plenty more ice, glaciers, and lots of mountains. Plus the occasional wood of fir trees. Its a very cold place and its not even Winter yet.

But somehow hordes and clans of people merrily slog through the snow getting their three square meals without a temperate green pleasant valley in any direction. Plus there are pigs and deer but no grass anywhere to graze on.

Is there any sensible explanation?

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**Author:** ![Roadfood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@Roadfood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadfood)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/62 "2013-06-04T15:08:49Z")

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What happened to Sgt. Kinchloe in the sixth season of Hogan’s Heroes?

How could Samantha on Bewitched not even notice that her husband literally became a different person?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/63 "2013-06-04T15:13:02Z")

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> [@Roadfood](#):
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> How could Samantha on Bewitched not even notice that her husband literally became a different person?

Not notice? Who do you think changed him in the first place? 😃

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/64 "2013-06-04T15:27:40Z")

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On _That 70’s Show_, what was Fez’s real name and where was he from?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/65 "2013-06-04T15:40:58Z")

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Well, we do know that the first 5 “K”'s in his last name are silent.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/66 "2013-06-04T15:51:03Z")

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> [@Ken001](#):
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> Ok while we are on this subject - Game of Thrones.
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> There is a humongous Wall of ice in the north beyond which is plenty more ice, glaciers, and lots of mountains. Plus the occasional wood of fir trees. Its a very cold place and its not even Winter yet.
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> But somehow hordes and clans of people merrily slog through the snow getting their three square meals without a temperate green pleasant valley in any direction. Plus there are pigs and deer but no grass anywhere to graze on.
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> Is there any sensible explanation?

How do real world non migratory non hibernating herbivores survive winter? I think deer eat bark. Not sure what rabbits do.

Or maybe they eat seals like the Eskimos…

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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/67 "2013-06-04T16:19:13Z")

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> [@davidw](#):
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> From\* Homicide: Life On the Streets\*, who killed Adina Watson?

And who in killed Gordon Pratt?

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/68 "2013-06-04T16:38:59Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> Not every detail has been annotated, but the essential idea behind the series is documented. John is basically one of many lower level angels or other sort of divine agent sent by god or the universe after 9/11 to reopen people’s eyes to see things from a greater perspective in order to steer us away from the path of genocide, and also help the surfer kid attain his special destiny.

Did they ever say what the kids special destiny was supposed to be?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/69 "2013-06-04T16:44:51Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Did they ever say what the kids special destiny was supposed to be?

Maybe something like Navin R. Johnson’s “special purpose.”

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/70 "2013-06-04T17:05:48Z")

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So gettin laid? I’ve got a special purpose for the ladies as well.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/71 "2013-06-04T17:47:51Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Did they ever say what the kids special destiny was supposed to be?

I think it was implied that god was using his popularity as a surfer to get his message across through his website, making him a sort of prophet at least, and possibly eventually some thing like a messiah.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/72 "2013-06-04T19:45:26Z")

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> [@sciurophobic](#):
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> And who in killed Gordon Pratt?

I think it was strongly implied in a later episode/season that this was Munch.

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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/73 "2013-06-04T19:55:08Z")

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> [@Cuckoorex](#):
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> That crazy God, always doing inexplicable things!
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> From Game of Thrones: Where the hell is Nymeria? And what’s the deal with the wacky seasons? How does that work, exactly?

I discovered this thing called “google” and used it to find[this](http://io9.com/5906300/5-scientific-explanations-for-game-of-thrones-messed+up-seasons). Huh.

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/74 "2013-06-04T20:02:09Z")

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Is Frank really Charlie’s father?

What is the Waitress’ name? All we know is that it doesn’t start with W.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/75 "2013-06-04T20:55:06Z")

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> [@jackdavinci](#):
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> I think it was implied that god was using his popularity as a surfer to get his message across through his website, making him a sort of prophet at least, and possibly eventually some thing like a messiah.

Thank you.

> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> Is Frank really Charlie’s father?

I like to think so.

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> What is the Waitress’ name? All we know is that it doesn’t start with W.

And it’s not Beautiful. Dennis called her that when they all got jobs at the chain restuarant that she was a manager at and Charlie said to Dennis, “You don’t even know her name.” And W said, “Yeah what is my name?” and Dennis said, “Beautiful?”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/76 "2013-06-04T21:15:24Z")

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> [@bup](#):
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> How could Mr. Ed talk?
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> He advised Wilbur not to wonder, as it was “bigger than both of [them].”

Did he ever repeat Francis’s answer to Peter Stirling when he asked him how he learned to talk?

**Francis:** Silly question. How did _you_ learn to talk? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/77 "2013-06-04T21:17:47Z")

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> [@Stink Fish Pot](#):
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> Great one. The guy just vanished!

I thought he joined the Air Force and was stationed in Thule, or some other God-forsaken place. No?

Or am I thinking of Mike on _ **My Three Sons** _? 😕

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/78 "2013-06-04T21:28:55Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> What happened to ALF after he was captured by government agents in that series’ last episode before cancellation?

You just _had_ to ask… ☹

> **[The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Series Finales in TV History](https://www.cracked.com/article_18490_the-7-most-soul-crushing-series-finales-in-tv-history.html)**
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> There are two ways to end a televisions series: Quietly and respectfully or by loading as much WTF fuel into the last show as possible. Guess which option these guys chose?

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/79 "2013-06-04T21:30:34Z")

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> [@That\_Don\_Guy](#):
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> _The Partridge Family_ - how did Chris go from brunette to blonde without anybody noticing?

And from one child to another? :dubious: 😕

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**Author:** ![Bakhesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Bakhesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bakhesh)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2013, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-tv-mysteries-never-solved/659996/80 "2013-06-04T21:38:18Z")

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What about “Why was Amy Pond’s house bigger on the inside?” Bit annoyed they never really mentioned that on Doctor Who

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