# Great unused user names **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 11, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250 "2004-11-11T19:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/1 "2004-11-11T19:26:58Z")
I thought it might be nice to list any good humourus usernames you have thought up. To get it going Futile Jester Miss Terry Person ---
**Author:** ![cormac262](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@cormac262](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cormac262)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/2 "2004-11-11T19:36:52Z")
I’ve been seriously considering changing mine to either: Hans Delbruck or Rollo Tomasi Haven’t noticed that anyone’s used these yet. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/3 "2004-11-11T20:43:24Z")
I’ve thought about changing my user name as well. I have a great one in mind, so no way I’m sharing it here. Someone’ll steal it! ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/4 "2004-11-11T21:11:33Z")
I initially toyed with the idea of calling myself Heywood Jablomey (fans of _Six Feet Under_ know where I got it), but thought better of it. Didn’t want to get banned my first day. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/5 "2004-11-11T21:13:29Z")
Oh, cool! I want to change mine, but not until I get a good idea. This will give me some ideas. ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/6 "2004-11-11T22:28:24Z")
**Nibbling Duck of Death**? I haven’t heard that one before. …What? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/7 "2004-11-11T23:12:02Z")
A grazing mace. Duct Ape Necro-conservative ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/8 "2004-11-11T23:17:35Z")
> [@Nordic](#): > > I initially toyed with the idea of calling myself Heywood Jablomey (fans of _Six Feet Under_ know where I got it), but thought better of it. Didn’t want to get banned my first day. Heywood Jablome is a much older joke than that. If I ever changed my username, I think I’d go with **OverUnderThunderDunk**. I don’t really know why. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/9 "2004-11-12T00:28:11Z")
The last time this came up, I suggested **Misfit Toy**. But then again, I watch the Rankin-Bass _Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer_ at least once a week. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/10 "2004-11-12T00:36:40Z")
I’m surprised no-one’s took up some variation of the Vimes name. I would ask for it myself, but I’m a vain bastard and fear changing my name would make people forget who I am. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/11 "2004-11-12T00:45:23Z")
> [@Manatee](#): > > But then again, I watch the Rankin-Bass _Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer_ at least once a week. That’s very nice. Ok, everyone back out of the thread slowly. No sudden movements. ---
**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/12 "2004-11-12T00:55:39Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > That’s very nice. > > Ok, everyone back out of the thread slowly. No sudden movements. OK, I guess that I should have mentioned that I have a 3 1/2 year old? ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/13 "2004-11-12T00:57:30Z")
> [@Manatee](#): > > OK, I guess that I should have mentioned that I have a 3 1/2 year old? Yes, that might have helped. But now I’m already scared of you and it will take a while to go away. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/14 "2004-11-12T01:35:15Z")
I have used click here in other forums. One mod made me change my username, it kept confusing him. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/15 "2004-11-12T02:39:39Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Futile Jester Or Feudal… ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/16 "2004-11-12T03:12:30Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I don’t really know why. :rolleyes: [sup] **Me neither.** [/sup] ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/17 "2004-11-12T03:36:41Z")
> [@kniz](#): > > :rolleyes: [sup] **Me neither.** [/sup] Well, that makes… (counts fingers)… two of us. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/18 "2004-11-12T03:51:54Z")
Smilin’ Bob (although I don’t think it’d age well) Steppin’ Large and Livin’ Easy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/19 "2004-11-12T03:57:22Z")
A couple of religious types: **Deacon Jess Tant** and **Deacon Tammy Nation** Other possibilities: **Miss Behavin’** **Cecil’s Aunt** **Aloysius Philpotts** **Justin DeNicotyme** ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/20 "2004-11-12T08:15:16Z")
I have a nagging regret I didn’t call myself **Aluminium Saucepan** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250.md?page=2)