# Great unused user names **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 11, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250 "2004-11-11T19:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/21 "2004-11-12T12:13:54Z")
**Fabula Stitts** (or her sister, **Gloria** ) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/22 "2004-11-12T12:26:45Z")
Emmett Kelly LIB MR DUCKS Thread Mortician ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/23 "2004-11-12T12:27:29Z")
somebody has to say it: **Seymour Buttz** you know, the guy who wrote the book “Underneath the Stadium Bleachers” I just met a 10 year old who used it on me, thinking he had the most original joke in the world. I didn’t have the heart to tell him that I was a kid once, too. ah…nostalgia… ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/24 "2004-11-12T12:35:40Z")
**Ivana B.** (plus the surname of your choice…) ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/25 "2004-11-12T12:39:04Z")
on a whim last week, I almost changed my user name to **Piña Colonic** , but I couldn’t figure out how to do the little squigly-n thing. And my many fans would be confused. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/26 "2004-11-12T12:48:03Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > **Ivana B.** (plus the surname of your choice…) **Sedated** ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/27 "2004-11-12T12:53:31Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > **Sedated** I was thinking of **Yawgal** … ---
**Author:** ![SEASPINE97](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@SEASPINE97](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SEASPINE97)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/28 "2004-11-12T13:01:08Z")
I have used many a name (always “cleverly” false) when at parties I didn’t belong in. I have found that the “HELLO MY NAME IS” tags are just waiting to be abused. How about these? Ravi Oli Otto Teller Bill Ding Pete Moss and my favorite (some of you will remember this name) Joey Chitwood Jr. Usually when I have a tag on with one of these names, the people I am talking to do not realize what a jerk wad I am and call me by that name. People are so shallow…well, except those that post on 'Dope. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/29 "2004-11-12T13:37:35Z")
I usually have an extensive stock of names that can be gift-wrapped or simply taken ready-to-wear, but times are hard and all I’ve got left on the shelf is **Toast Museum**. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/30 "2004-11-12T13:37:35Z")
Al Dentay ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/31 "2004-11-12T13:40:00Z")
Oh, hang on; there’s also **But I Didn’t Inhale** ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/32 "2004-11-12T14:57:50Z")
I’ve thought about becoming **D-Dubya** or something to that effect. Some others: **Chack Jick** **Lysdexic** **Gnett Cerphur** ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/33 "2004-11-12T15:20:00Z")
There are a few forums where I’m registered as **c.o.jones** ---
**Author:** ![professor\_folk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df788c/32.png) [@professor\_folk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/professor_folk)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/34 "2004-11-12T16:28:12Z")
Falco Wingbie Shaving Ryan’s Privates ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/35 "2004-11-12T16:46:00Z")
> [@professor folk](#): > > … > > Shaving Ryan’s Privates _eyes suspiciously_ Are you following me? ---
**Author:** ![Sevo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sevo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sevo)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/36 "2004-11-12T16:55:40Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > I have used click here in other forums. One mod made me change my username, it kept confusing him. Genius. Of course, we all know the mods here are above falling for something so silly ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/37 "2004-11-12T17:06:34Z")
I’ve used my one time name change already, but if I could do it all over again I’d want to be Evo Shandor. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/38 "2004-11-12T17:09:58Z")
get off of me Mean Mr Mustard Panache ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/39 "2004-11-12T17:23:39Z")
I like these as a class of names. Persons never seen: From literature and culture: Godot Falstaff Harvey From TV: Jenny Piccalo Paloma Lopez-Fitzgerald Wilson Sir Royston Merchant The Big Giant Head Number One Morty Fine Charlie Townsend J. P. Pembrook Doctor Claw Alistair Crane David Tatsyrup Old Man Sedgwick Tibor Serge Monsoon Carlton, Rhoda’s Doorman Won Ton Admiral Nagumo Mrs. Columbo Lomez Bob Sacamano Lewis Wyborn Maris Crane Vera Peterson Robin Masters Elizabeth Mainwaring Robin Masters ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/40 "2004-11-12T17:25:25Z")
Oh and I forgot George Kaplain from North by Northwest. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250.md?page=3)