# Great unused user names **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 11, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250 "2004-11-11T19:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/41 "2004-11-12T17:57:45Z")
Tom Veil (Location: Nowhere, man.) ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/42 "2004-11-12T18:50:29Z")
Name: Dave Location: Not here, man ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/43 "2004-11-12T19:33:26Z")
**Cite Please** ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/44 "2004-11-12T19:41:42Z")
In relative homage to the fellas at car talk… Pikap Andropov I.P. Freely Phyllis Steen Joaquin D’Planque Orson Buggy Frieda Gogh And some others… Euripedes Eumenedes Dustin Debreese ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/45 "2004-11-12T22:05:16Z")
Cribbed from “I’m Sorry, I’ll Read That Again”: Bullseye the Wonder Pigeon Lucinda Joints Justice Aungat Wylite Fiona Rabbit-Vacuum Perkin Worbat’s Magic Newt Aaron A. Jeestrynge Sheila Vzyuyayaya Walter Wohl-Kharpetynge ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/46 "2004-11-12T22:21:13Z")
I kind of like **Auntie Meme**. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/47 "2004-11-12T22:25:34Z")
There’s a guy on [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) that goes by **You\_Mean\_Im\_Gonna\_Stay\_This\_Color**. I always loved the reference. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/48 "2004-11-12T23:03:08Z")
take off zebra Big Jim Walker (Some of my W.C. Fields favorites:) Cuthbert J. Twillie Larson E. Whipsnade T. Frothingill Bellows ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/49 "2004-11-12T23:10:44Z")
Oh, and this guy from Chicago: The artist formerly known as Vince ---
**Author:** ![Julius\_Henry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Julius\_Henry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Julius_Henry)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/50 "2004-11-12T23:42:04Z")
Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv. ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/51 "2004-11-13T00:08:54Z")
> [@Colophon](#): > > **Fabula Stitts** (or her sister, **Gloria** ) How about how they often introduce Dolly P and a couple of her “Biggest Hits”? ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/52 "2004-11-13T00:35:18Z")
I’ve always been fond of **Onan the Barbarian**. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/53 "2004-11-13T00:43:04Z")
> [@rowrrbazzle](#): > > Cribbed from “I’m Sorry, I’ll Read That Again”: What, no **Angus Prune**? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/54 "2004-11-13T00:53:00Z")
maybe neuro-mantis Ism Love Deuce --(if you like tennis) ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/55 "2004-11-13T00:53:15Z")
I’ve been keeping a list for a while… Sarcastro Frostbite Moon Circumspect Fiesta Frank the Flower Vibro Egg Man Bites God Batmantis Lieutenant Obvious Foreign Body Unknown Sample ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/56 "2004-11-13T00:55:16Z")
(crap, I just googled “Vibro Egg”, thinking it was just a Weebl and Bob reference. Then I realized, Weebl and Bob references usually mean something else too. I am now officially embarraseed.) ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/57 "2004-11-13T00:57:04Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > I like these as a class of names. Persons never seen: > From TV: > Jenny Piccalo > Wilson > Sir Royston Merchant > Robin Masters Nice list, but … [nitpick] Jenny Piccalo was a regular on Happy Days in the last few years. ( okay, I think she was often mentioned before she appeared.) wilson (That’s the neighbour in _Home improvement_ isnt it?) doesn’t really count. We saw most of him, even if his face was partly covered. Royston Merchant we saw in the final season. Robin Masters appeared occasionally, played by Orsen Wells. At least we saw him from the neck down. [/nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![fruitbat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fruitbat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fruitbat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/58 "2004-11-13T00:58:11Z")
I am partial to Buttinski. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/59 "2004-11-13T04:01:28Z")
> [@Peter Morris](#): > > Nice list, but … > > [nitpick] > > Jenny Piccalo was a regular on Happy Days in the last few years. ( okay, I think she was often mentioned before she appeared.) > > wilson (That’s the neighbour in _Home improvement_ isnt it?) doesn’t really count. We saw most of him, even if his face was partly covered. > > Royston Merchant we saw in the final season. > > Robin Masters appeared occasionally, played by Orsen Wells. At least we saw him from the neck down. > > [/nitpick] And The Big Giant Head made an appearnce, played by William Shatner. Poetic, no? ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/60 "2004-11-13T05:10:51Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > **Seymour Buttz** As long as you don’t mind people mistaking you for Adam Glasser (whose professional “adult” name is Seymore Butts)… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250.md?page=4)