# Great unused user names **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 11, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250 "2004-11-11T19:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![JoeSki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b487fb/32.png) [@JoeSki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoeSki)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/61 "2004-11-13T05:22:50Z")
JoeSki 02 ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/62 "2004-11-13T06:01:26Z")
I’d like more Venture Bros. names or Firesign Theatre names. A good **Baron Underbheit** or **Papoon for President**. or a **Lazy Star Dog** ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/63 "2004-11-13T10:22:14Z")
Asser Yarafat? Clanta Sauce? Condoleezza Twice? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/64 "2004-11-13T16:53:42Z")
> [@drewbert](#): > > Frank the Flower You and I Drewbert, are the only ones here who read _The Pushcart War_. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/65 "2004-11-13T16:56:18Z")
Oh, what about ‘Hans Delbrook’ from _Young Frankenstein?_ ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/66 "2004-11-13T17:02:58Z")
> [@Ghanima](#): > > I kind of like **Auntie Meme**. Too cool! ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/67 "2004-11-13T17:05:29Z")
> [@Paul in Saudi](#): > > You and I Drewbert, are the only ones here who read _The Pushcart War_. Me three. Over and over. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/68 "2004-11-13T17:13:56Z")
How about “Bridezilla” from the other thread? (Gee The Pushcart War was published in 1964! I am so old!) From that book … Leaping LEMAs Daffodil Massacre Maxie Hammerman Buddy Wisser Big Moe The Community Reporter ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/69 "2004-11-13T17:41:19Z")
Before the era of “Charter Member”, we only had the word “Member” under our nick. Someone is a previous thread of this nature suggested the nick “Throbbing”. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/70 "2004-11-13T18:00:00Z")
I guess **I endorsed this username** would be tired and lame. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/71 "2004-11-14T00:13:54Z")
I might call myself **H.W.P.** (It comes from an allegedly true story about a vicar that spent years trying to trace the meaning of the initials H.W.P. on a stone in his church, eventually discovering they stand for Hot Water Pipe.) ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/72 "2004-11-14T00:26:09Z")
[Higher Pie](http://www.kellogg.nwu.edu/faculty/weber/) ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/73 "2004-11-14T17:41:58Z")
General Purpose Deity John Smallberries Dawn of the Dude Vaseline Kirk: CEO of Astromech/CHOAM Werebunny Ersatz ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2004, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/74 "2004-11-14T22:10:16Z")
> [@Fern Forest](#): > > I’d like more Venture Bros. names or Firesign Theatre names. 🙂 I read this thread just so I could add **Brock Samson** to the list. We don’t have one already, do we? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2004, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/75 "2004-11-15T00:11:31Z")
> [@ladybug](#): > > 🙂 I read this thread just so I could add **Brock Samson** to the list. We don’t have one already, do we? I haven’t seen one. Now that would be a tough name to live up to. You’d have to look yourself in the mirror each night and ask yourself “Have I killed anyone lately?” **Ethan “Bubblegum” Tate** and you could always be asking people “Are you funky enough to be a \? Are you?” And then we’d all laugh. Or at least I would. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250/76 "2004-11-23T22:33:53Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > LIB MR DUCKS After thinking about this, I’d amend it a bit to LIL BMR DUCKS. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-unused-user-names/274250.md?page=3)