# Great Vagina Dentata Moments In Cinema... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 5, 2007, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660 "2007-03-05T10:05:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/41 "2007-03-06T03:11:34Z")
Hentai. 'Nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/42 "2007-03-06T03:16:47Z")
[QUOTE=Scissorjack] There’s also the closing credits of **Toy Story 2** , in which Mrs Potato Head shoves a pair of gnashing teeth _into_ Mr Potato Head, _via_ his rear orifice: I tell you, that Lasseter guy’s got some serious issues. [/QUOTE] Wouldn’t that be an anus dentata? I think the issue here is more with Hasbro, as this _is_ how Mr. Potato Head keeps his spare parts. (Now I’m having this bizarre image of a Mrs. Potato Head in which her parts are stuck in her vagina rather than her anus.) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/43 "2007-03-06T03:27:06Z")
Nobody has mentioned the sandworms from _Dune_ yet, have they? ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/44 "2007-03-06T03:53:41Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] Well, she was probably a lesbian anyway. [d&r] The **Tremors** graboids don’t kill any females, do they? [/QUOTE] Yes, the doctor’s wife. She was in the car that got buried. Other than her, there were only 4 females in Perfection and they all survived (Heather, Mindy, Mindy’s mom, scientist chick). ---
**Author:** ![Sleel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@Sleel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleel)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/45 "2007-03-06T07:15:48Z")
[QUOTE=Scissorjack] The close runner-up is **The Lion King** : once you’ve got the words “vagina dentata” into your head, it’s impossible to hear “Hakuna Matata” any other way… [/QUOTE] > **[Queen of Wands - Wednesday, January 21, 2004](http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html)** ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/46 "2007-03-06T10:01:02Z")
Peter Jackson’s Sauron–substituting flames for teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/47 "2007-03-06T10:16:13Z")
[QUOTE=Johanna] Peter Jackson’s Sauron–substituting flames for teeth. [/QUOTE] Ah, the Giant Burning Cartoon Vagina. And let’s not be forgetting the Watcher In The Lake - much more bedentured than Tolkien’s, which I remember as mostly being pallid writhing tentacles - attempting to convey the pretty young Frodo into its toothy maw, whilst being pierced by arrows and swords by the remainder of the wholly male Fellowship. ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/48 "2007-03-06T12:37:26Z")
I may have to rent _Talk to Her_ again; somehow I missed that part. I should mention that there’s a 15th Century French fable called “The Chevalier Who Could Make Cunts Talk”. No teeth, though. ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/49 "2007-03-06T14:21:32Z")
[QUOTE=The Scrivener] And how about Audrey in **Little Shop of Horrors**? Flowers have always been symbolic of the feminine, and in fact are botanical sexual organs (or, technically, they house the sexual organs). [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Johanna] Peter Jackson’s Sauron–substituting flames for teeth. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Scissorjack] Ah, the Giant Burning Cartoon Vagina. [/QUOTE] Beatcha all in post #6😛 ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/50 "2007-03-06T14:42:24Z")
> [@](#): > > I should mention that there’s a 15th Century French fable called “The Chevalier Who Could Make Cunts Talk”. No teeth, though. Maybe that’s why the French made the film **Le Sexe qui Parle** , which predated the above-mentioned American film **Chatterbox** by two years. No teeth, but talking. ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/51 "2007-03-06T17:15:52Z")
[QUOTE=Scissorjack] Ah, the Giant Burning Cartoon Vagina. And let’s not be forgetting the Watcher In The Lake - much more bedentured than Tolkien’s, which I remember as mostly being pallid writhing tentacles - attempting to convey the pretty young Frodo into its toothy maw, whilst being pierced by arrows and swords by the remainder of the wholly male Fellowship. [/QUOTE] Gender aside, Old Man Willow was the best example of this in the whole of _LotR_. (“Master Merry’s caught in a crack!”) – but Jackson ignored that whole chapter, “The Old Forest”. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2007, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/52 "2007-03-06T20:36:12Z")
[QUOTE=Johanna] Gender aside, Old Man Willow was the best example of this in the whole of _LotR_. (“Master Merry’s caught in a crack!”)… [/QUOTE] He was a pussywillow? ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660/53 "2007-03-07T05:58:54Z")
[QUOTE=Scissorjack] He was a pussywillow? [/QUOTE] 😃 ROFLMFAO [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/great-vagina-dentata-moments-in-cinema/394660.md?page=2)