# Greatest American elimination game (game thread)

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423 "2010-02-10T15:08:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/442 "2010-03-09T00:30:26Z")

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Thomas Edison  
Orville and Wilbur Wright  
Theodore Roosevelt

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/443 "2010-03-09T03:52:33Z")

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Frederick Douglass  
John Marshall  
Orville and Wilbur Wright

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/444 "2010-03-09T09:49:26Z")

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James Madison  
John Marshall  
Orville and Wilbur Wright

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/445 "2010-03-09T15:34:10Z")

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Current standings:

John Marshall 7  
James Madison 6  
Orville and Wilbur Wright 6

Frederick Douglass 5

Susan B. Anthony 3  
Thomas Edison 3

Martin Luther King, Jr.  
Franklin D. Roosevelt  
Theodore Roosevelt

The Roosevelt barrier has been decisively broken; looks like we’re going to have a thoroughly boring final 2.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/446 "2010-03-09T17:28:31Z")

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Maybe we should just eliminate two in the current round (although everyone will still have three votes), to give us a Top Ten…?

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/447 "2010-03-09T19:17:38Z")

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Susan B. Anthony  
Frederick Douglass  
Martin Luther King Jr.  
Not a good round for activists for social change.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/448 "2010-03-09T19:42:15Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Maybe we should just eliminate two in the current round (although everyone will still have three votes), to give us a Top Ten…?

I like it. For the top 10, will we be voting out two at a time, or going down to single elimination?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/449 "2010-03-09T19:48:38Z")

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I’m inclined to thereafter go with one vote each and single elimination, now that we’re down to the Really Big Names.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/450 "2010-03-09T19:56:42Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Maybe we should just eliminate two in the current round (although everyone will still have three votes), to give us a Top Ten…?

Doesn’t sound like a bad idea. I’ll note that right now we have a three-way tie for #2; do you want to institute some kind of tie-breaker? The first that comes to mind for me is to disqualify the first person to reach their current vote total (by this rule, Madison would go out ahead of the Wrights and Douglass at the moment); alternately, we could do a one-day run-off (one vote per customer); you could always exercise the OP’s prerogative and break the tie this one time by yourself.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/451 "2010-03-09T20:01:07Z")

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Hmmm. Power-hungry despot that I am, I think I’ll exercise my OP prerogative if there’s a tie.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/452 "2010-03-09T20:01:22Z")

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John Marshall  
James Madison  
Frederick Douglass

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**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/453 "2010-03-10T14:34:59Z")

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Thomas Edison  
Orville and Wilbur Wright  
Benjamin Franklin

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/454 "2010-03-10T15:37:36Z")

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Morning update:

John Marshall 8  
James Madison 7  
Orville and Wilbur Wright 7  
Frederick Douglass 7

Thomas Edison 4  
Susan B. Anthony 4

Martin Luther King, Jr. 2

Benjamin Franklin  
Franklin D. Roosevelt  
Theodore Roosevelt

Just Washington and Lincoln with 0 votes.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/455 "2010-03-10T15:43:24Z")

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I’d like to put in a quick word for Frederick Douglass:

The man started life as a slave; taught himself to read despite being legally forbidden and was teaching his fellow slaves when he was a teenager; in addition to being an abolitionist, he was also an early supporter of women’s suffrage and a delegate to the Seneca Falls conference. He rose from slavery to become a man with the ear of Presidents, or at least who Presidents felt the need to be seen consulting.

Honestly, if it comes down to Douglass versus ML King, I’ll vote to keep Douglass.

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**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/456 "2010-03-10T16:11:30Z")

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I’m a Douglass fan too. He was influential at the critical time, too; before, during, and after the Civil War. He contributed to the way freedom came to the slaves when it did come. He also gave the first sober reassessment of Lincoln’s relationship to slavery and the enslaved, eleven years after the assassination: [Oration in Memory of Abraham Lincoln](http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?documentprint=39).

In a probably doomed attempt to keep him in this round, I will vote like so:

Thomas Edison – doesn’t belong in this company  
Susan B. Anthony – Arg, somebody’s got to go, sorry Susie  
Theodore Roosevelt – a great character, and it’s hard to say he shouldn’t be here, but if anyone is manly enough to withstand being voted out, it’s Teddy. He’ll probably form his own Bull Moose game and try to get voted back in.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/457 "2010-03-10T16:54:57Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> I’d like to put in a quick word for Frederick Douglass:
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> The man started life as a slave; taught himself to read despite being legally forbidden and was teaching his fellow slaves when he was a teenager; in addition to being an abolitionist, he was also an early supporter of women’s suffrage and a delegate to the Seneca Falls conference. He rose from slavery to become a man with the ear of Presidents, or at least who Presidents felt the need to be seen consulting.
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> Honestly, if it comes down to Douglass versus ML King, I’ll vote to keep Douglass.

This.

Douglass is also from the classic American paradigm of growing and learning, as opposed to clinging to dogma. To wit, his first autobiography (1845) is essentially propaganda–a horror story of slavery. By his second autobiography of 1855 (which is unfortunately neglected today in favor of its more sensational precursor), his views had become much more nuanced and honest. His work was a critique of the \*institution \*of slavery, not a demonizing tale of slaveowners. In this, he was much more credible than most white abolitionists, and served as a bridge between that camp and the more moderate anti-slavery thinkers like Lincoln. In essence, he got them to see past the fire of people like John Brown and William Lloyd Garrison, enunciating the thesis that freedom was more than an abstract moral ideal–it was a practical necessity.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/458 "2010-03-10T17:03:55Z")

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Final tally:

John Marshall 8  
James Madison 7  
Orville and Wilbur Wright 7  
Frederick Douglass 7

Thomas Edison 5  
Susan B. Anthony 5

Martin Luther King, Jr. 2  
Theodore Roosevelt 2

Benjamin Franklin  
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Just Washington and Lincoln with 0 votes.

So we have a tie and now await the OP’s tie-breaker; he initially voted for both Madison and Douglass.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/459 "2010-03-10T17:40:05Z")

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Hmm. This is actually easier than I thought.

John Marshall is out, as he got the most votes (much as I personally would like to save him). Among the three-way tie for second, Orville and Wilbur Wright gave us powered and controlled flight, an amazing innovation that had long been thought impossible, and which has since utterly changed human society. I agree with the praise of Frederick Douglass and will not repeat it here. So… it’s gotta be James Madison, whose disastrous Presidency could easily have lost us our hard-won independence. Despite his earlier importance as a Framer and in drafting the Bill of Rights, he’s gone.

Therefore, behold the SDMB Top Ten Greatest Americans, almost all of whom IMHO deserve to be in that exclusive club:

Susan B. Anthony: Suffrage activist  
Frederick Douglass: Abolitionist, orator  
Thomas Edison: Inventor, workaholic  
Benjamin Franklin: Scientist, statesman, inventor  
Martin Luther King Jr.: Preacher, orator, humanitarian  
Abraham Lincoln: President, emancipator, writer  
Franklin D. Roosevelt: President, reformer, statesman  
Theodore Roosevelt: President, conservationist, statesman  
George Washington: President, general, statesman  
Orville and Wilbur Wright: Aviation pioneers, inventors

We will now to go one vote each, with one person eliminated each round. The current round will end at noon EST on Fri. March 12.

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/460 "2010-03-10T17:55:12Z")

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George Washington.

Great, yes, but I have always felt that his status as first president makes him seem even greater than he actually was. Also I am in the mood to make things a little more interesting.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [March 10, 2010, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/461 "2010-03-10T18:04:01Z")

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I’m of two minds: on the one hand, I wish we had more scientists, inventors, and maybe even a writer or two in our final ten, and fewer politicians and activists. On the other hand, given the group we have, I still find one (two, actually) of the inventors to have the weakest case for carrying on.

So:

Orville and Wilbur Wright, mainly because they suffer in the comparison with Thomas Edison.

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