# Greatest American elimination game (game thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 10, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423 "2010-02-10T15:08:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/41 "2010-02-12T14:02:54Z")

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Ambrose Bierce - 2 votes  
Marilyn Monroe - 2 votes  
Henry Ford - 2 votes  
Franklyn Lloyd Wright - 4 votes

Not clear if we’re limited to 2 votes per person yet or if we can pile on. I’d pile on Franklyn Lloyd Wright because leaky roofs and building on top of running water (ensuring maximum rot in the shortest amount of time) shows he was incompetent at basic architecture and spiteful.

If we are limited to two votes each then consider those above two lost in the void.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/42 "2010-02-12T14:31:06Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> They were the right wing equivalent of Jane Fonda. Stupid celebrities who let themselves be led by the nose and used as propaganda tools.

That’s a good characterization of Lindburgh. Ford was a straight-up anti-Semite, though, and he had good reason (by his ideology, anyway) for supporting Hitler.

I will say that I wouldn’t vote him off anywhere near this stage, though. Despite his role as propagandist on the wrong side of history, he probably changed American life more than nearly anyone on this list. One overlooked fact in evaluating him is that he was one of the first captains of industry to advocate substantial pay increases for workers–both to create a market for his product and to stave off more intrusive labor activism.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/43 "2010-02-12T14:42:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> That’s a good characterization of Lindburgh. Ford was a straight-up anti-Semite, though, and he had good reason (by his ideology, anyway) for supporting Hitler.

Ford was a genuine nitwit. All he knew was building cars. He was incredibly ignorant about everything else. There was even a lawsuit over the issue. As I recall, some journalist had called Ford ignorant and Ford sued for libel. Then at the trial, the journalist’s lawyer cross-examined Ford on a number of basic facts and Ford couldn’t answer any of them correctly. The judge ruled that saying Ford was ignorant appeared to be factual.

So what’s unfortunate is that Ford had an advisor who was an anti-semite. It was this guy who told Ford all about how the Jews were trying to run the world and kill Christian children. And Ford, dumb as a rock, believed everything he was told.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/44 "2010-02-12T14:59:11Z")

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> [@Stowed\_Bob](#):
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> …Not clear if we’re limited to 2 votes per person yet or if we can pile on…

From the OP:

…In the first elimination round… each player has ten votes to use as he or she sees fit, but can spread them around among several nominees, or even spend them all to eliminate a single nominee…

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/45 "2010-02-12T15:24:39Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Too many people on that list are simply famous because they were entertainers. I see nothing “great” about starring in a sitcom or movies.
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> 5 votes off each:  
> Lucille Ball  
> Marilyn Monroe

This ship has probably sailed, but while this strikes me as a fair criticism of Monroe, Ball had a lot more creative input into her show than most stars do, and her show was incredibly influential on both the form television took for the rest of the century and the business of television (whether you think that’s good or bad is another matter). Also, though I don’t think too much weight should be put on it, Lucy and Desi were one of the first interracial or at least inter-ethnic couples to be put before the public in a big way.

Anyway, Lucy looks close to certain to be voted out in the first round, and I’m a bit sad about that.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/46 "2010-02-12T15:30:40Z")

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I compared Lucille Ball to Jack Kirby. Ball was certainly a major figure in the history of television sitcoms just as Kirby was a major figure in the history of comic books. But then I asked myself: how important are television sitcoms and comic books to American history as a whole?

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/47 "2010-02-12T17:01:18Z")

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And it’s 12 Eastern Time. Elendil’s Heir has asked me to do the official tally, so here it is:

## 1 Malcolm X 27 2 Marilyn Monroe 15 3 Henry Ford 13 4 Lucille Ball 12 4 Charles Lindbergh 12 6 James Branch Cabell 11 7 Shel Silverstein 9 8 Jack Kirby 8 8 H. P. Lovecraft 8 10 Ambrose Bierce 7 10 Robert Heinlein 7 10 Jimi Hendrix 7 10 Babe Zaharias 7

Daniel Bliss 6  
Jim Henson 6  
Walt Kelly 6  
Carl Sagan 6

Bruce Catton 4  
Willis Carrier 4  
Babe Ruth 4  
Frank Lloyd Wright 4

John Coltrane 3  
Harry Bergh 3  
Douglas MacArthur 3

Joshua Chamberlain 2  
Walt Disney 2  
J.P. Morgan 2  
Will Rogers 2

PT Barnum  
Carrie Chapman Catt  
Aaron Copland  
Richard Feynman  
Robert Frost  
George Gershwin  
Kurt Godel  
Helen Keller  
Martin Luther King Jr.  
Audie Murphy  
Elvis Presley  
John D. Rockefeller  
Eleanor Roosevelt  
Margaret Sanger  
Nikola Tesla  
Harriet Tubman  
Mark Twain  
John von Neumann  
Daniel Webster  
Eli Whitney

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/48 "2010-02-12T17:03:42Z")

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Up to the OP to decide what to do about the tie. Alternate tie-breakers I can see:

(1) whoever was voted to their current vote level the earliest.  
(2) reverse alphabetical order (in this case, Zaharias) - I think there’s been a very slight bias against people towards the beginning of the alphabet.  
(3) some sort of run-off

I still favor the “everyone’s a loser” approach, since we are after all trying to winnow out the list quickly during these rounds.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/49 "2010-02-12T18:24:45Z")

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Many thanks, **Tom**.

Everyone in the top bracket of the list, from Malcolm X through Babe Zaharias, is now eliminated.

For the second round of voting, each of us again has ten votes, but may use no more than five votes against any individual.

The Presidents are no longer immune.

No vote trading, please. Let’s consider all of the nominees on their merits.

The second round of voting will conclude at noon EST on Tues. Feb. 16.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/50 "2010-02-12T18:34:15Z")

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An update of the category-by-category list:

Politicians and activists:

US Presidents and other political leaders:

Presidents (13):

John Adams: President, writer, statesman  
Dwight D. Eisenhower: President, war hero  
Andrew Jackson: President, general, populist  
Thomas Jefferson: President, Declaration writer  
John F. Kennedy: President, “New Frontier”  
Abraham Lincoln: President, emancipator, writer  
James Madison: President, Framer, statesman  
Richard Nixon: President, lawyer, author  
James K Polk: President, statesman  
Franklin D. Roosevelt: President, reformer, statesman  
Theodore Roosevelt: President, conservationist, statesman  
Harry Truman: President, statesman  
George Washington: President, general, statesman

Other leaders (9):

Benjamin Franklin: Scientist, statesman, inventor  
Alexander Hamilton: Financier, economist, statesman  
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.: Supreme Court Justice  
George Marshall: General, diplomat, statesman  
John Marshall: Fourth Chief Justice  
William Seward: Diplomat; bought Alaska  
Earl Warren: Chief Justice, governor  
Daniel Webster: Orator, advocate, statesman  
Roger Williams: Statesman, religious leader

Native American leaders (3):

Chief Joseph (Hin-mah-too-yah-lat-kekt): Leader, peacemaker, tactician  
Sitting Bull: Indian leader, warrior  
Tecumseh: Indian leader, uniter

Activists:

Women’s rights/suffrage (3):

Susan B. Anthony: Suffrage activist  
Carrie Chapman Catt: Women’s rights suffragist  
Margaret Sanger: Birth-control pioneer

Civil Rights/Abolitionists (9/10):

John Brown: Righteous, inspirational abolitionist  
Cesar Chavez: Civil rights activist  
Frederick Douglass: Abolitionist, orator  
William Lloyd Garrison: Abolitionist, writer  
Langston Hughes: Harlem Renaissance poet  
Martin Luther King Jr.: Preacher, orator, humanitarian  
Jackie Robinson: Athlete, activist, inspiration  
Eleanor Roosevelt: Reformer, writer, advocate  
Harriet Tubman: Civil rights advocate  
[del]Malcolm X: Civil rights leader[/del]

Other Activists (5):

Henry Bergh: Saved children, animals  
Daniel Bliss: Educator, AUB founder  
Thomas Nast: Editorial cartoonist, muckraker  
Thomas Paine: Political theorist, pamphleteer  
Upton Sinclair: Author, muckraker

Scientists and inventors (15):

Willis Carrier: Air conditioning pioneer  
George Washington Carver: Agricultural botanist  
Thomas Edison: Inventor, workaholic  
Albert Einstein: Scientist, activist  
John Franklin Enders: Modern vaccines pioneer  
Philo Farnsworth: TV piorneer, inventor  
Richard Feynman: Physicist, Renaissance man  
Benjamin Franklin: Scientist, statesman, inventor  
Kurt Gödel: Mathematician, incompleteness theorem  
Carl Sagan: Astronomer, science popularizer  
Jonas Salk: Polio vaccine inventor  
Nikola Tesla: Inventor, engineer  
John von Neumann: Mathematician, scientist, polymath  
Eli Whitney: Inventor, cotton gin  
Orville and Wilbur Wright: Aviation pioneers, inventors

Businessmen and industrialists (6/7):

P.T. Barnum: World’s greatest showman  
Andrew Carnegie: Industrialist, philanthropist  
Walt Disney: Animator, entrepreneur, icon  
Thomas Edison: Inventor, workaholic  
[del]Henry Ford: Inventor, industrialist, philanthropist[/del]  
J.P. Morgan: Financial giant, tycoon  
John D. Rockefeller: Billionaire, philanthropist

Generals and soldiers (7):

Joshua Chamberlain: Civil War hero  
Dwight D. Eisenhower: President, war hero  
Andrew Jackson: President, general, populist  
Douglas MacArthur: WWII general  
Audie Murphy: Decorated soldier, actor  
George S. Patton: WWII general, orator  
John J. Pershing: Top WWI general

Writers (12/17):

[del]Ambrose Bierce: Author, journalist, satirist, critic[/del]  
[del]James Branch Cabell: Author, marriage proponent[/del]  
Bruce Catton: Civil War historian  
Ralph Waldo Emerson: Philosopher, writer  
Robert Frost: Greatest American poet  
[del]Robert Heinlein: Science fiction author[/del]  
Langston Hughes: Harlem Renaissance poet  
Helen Keller: Redefined language, mind  
[del]H.P. Lovecraft: Horror writer[/del]  
Thomas Paine: Political theorist, pamphleteer  
Edgar Allan Poe: Poet, writer, critic  
Will Rogers: Humorist, social commentator  
[del]Shel Silverstein: Author, humorist[/del]  
Upton Sinclair: Author, muckraker  
Henry David Thoreau: Poet, naturalist, philosopher  
Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens): Humorist, “Huckleberry Finn”  
Walt Whitman: Civil War poet

“Show biz” (5/7):

[del]Lucille Ball: Actress, comedian, redhead[/del]  
P.T. Barnum: World’s greatest showman  
Walt Disney: Animator, entrepreneur, icon  
Jim Henson: Beloved children’s programmer  
[del]Marilyn Monroe: Legendary film star[/del]  
Edward R Murrow: Broadcaster  
Orson Welles: Writer, director, actor

Musicians and composers (5/6):

Leonard Bernstein: Composer, conductor, educator  
John Coltrane: Musician, composer  
Aaron Copland: Composer, musician  
George Gershwin: Prolific, versatile composer  
[del]Jimi Hendrix, musician and activist[/del]  
Elvis Presley, rock-and-roller

Comics (2/3):

Walt Kelly: “Pogo” creator, humorist  
[del]Jack Kirby: Comics pioneer[/del]  
Thomas Nast: Editorial cartoonist, muckraker

Athletes (4/5):

Jesse Owens: Famed Olympic athlete  
Jackie Robinson: Athlete, activist, inspiration  
Babe Ruth: Legendary baseball icon  
Jim Thorpe: Native American athlete  
[del]Babe Zaharias: Greatest female athlete[/del]

Miscellaneous (2/3):

Lewis and Clark (Meriwether and William, resp.): Louisiana Purchase explorers  
[del]Charles Lindbergh: Aviator, American hero[/del]  
Frank Lloyd Wright: Prairie School architect

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/51 "2010-02-12T18:41:04Z")

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And for votes:

Nixon 4  
Tesla 1  
Henson 1  
Sagan 1

(from my first ballot)

And some athletes:  
Ruth 1  
Owens 1  
Thorpe 1

I think I’ll take a harder look at scientists, politicians, and so on next round.

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/52 "2010-02-12T19:52:04Z")

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PT Barnum  
Bruce Catton  
Joshua Chamberlain  
John Adams  
John Adams  
John Adams  
John Adams  
John Adams  
Daniel Bliss  
John F. Kennedy

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/53 "2010-02-12T21:46:11Z")

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Barnum - 1 vote  
Bergh - 1 vote  
Bliss - 1 vote  
Disney - 1 vote  
Henson - 1 vote  
Kelly - 1 vote  
Ruth - 3 votes  
Frank Lloyd Wright - 1 vote

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/54 "2010-02-12T23:29:35Z")

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Keeping with my “one vote each” policy for now:

Daniel Bliss  
Bruce Catton  
Joshua Chamberlain  
Richard Feynman  
Jim Henson

Walt Kelly  
Richard Nixon  
Carl Sagan  
Margaret Sanger  
Nikola Tesla

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/55 "2010-02-13T01:41:41Z")

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:eek: You wouldn’t have done that if you’d read about Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, hero of Gettysburg, winner of the Medal of Honor, educator, scholar, citizen, soldier. 😉

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**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/56 "2010-02-13T03:35:30Z")

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Franklyn Lloyd Wright - 5 votes  
P.T. Barnum - 4 votes  
Nixon - 1 vote

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/57 "2010-02-13T03:40:33Z")

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5 on Nixon  
5 on Jackson

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/58 "2010-02-13T03:41:40Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> :eek: You wouldn’t have done that if you’d read about Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, hero of Gettysburg, winner of the Medal of Honor, educator, scholar, citizen, soldier. 😉

Pretty much. That dude was the MAN during the Civil war. And he was wounded but kept on fighting as well!

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/59 "2010-02-13T04:59:48Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> :eek: You wouldn’t have done that if you’d read about Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain, hero of Gettysburg, winner of the Medal of Honor, educator, scholar, citizen, soldier. 😉

He was all that and a beer. [http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/139/1382](http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/139/1382)

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/greatest-american-elimination-game-game-thread/528423/60 "2010-02-13T05:45:10Z")

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Elvis Presley-2 votes  
Richard Nixon-2 votes  
Daniel Bliss-2 votes  
Carrie Chapman Catt-2 votes  
Jim Henson-2 votes

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